Average Wizard Problems

Live, Laugh, Ponder

[hairlessjackalope]

In Paris the Mice say "Squi Squi"

[hairlessjackalope]

Broke his Shovel, now he'll never get to China

[hairlessjackalope]

I am slowly building my ideal outfit so I can dissapear into the woods and get attacked by a bear. One day a young adventurer will find my body and think I was probabaly really cool based on my outfit and steal it off my skeleton just so they can sell it for 5 gold. The life.

[hairlessjackalope]

Now that Halloween has come to a close I feel it's an important public service announcement to give all summoned demons and lesser deities some parting gifts before you banish them back to the shadows. We all know you'll regret eating all that chocolate and candy is a rare thing for astral and undead beings. Share the spirit of the holiday and send those skeletons back to Hell with some skittles.

[hairlessjackalope]

Obviously not all Goblins, but statistics clearly show that all the mischief and tomfoolery is coming from them when it SHOULD be coming from good decent wizardfolk, fix the curve, go out there and curse a young maiden.

Kids these days I swear.

[hairlessjackalope]

I dont wanna be respected, I wanna be a silly lil guy who dresses up in ridiculous costumes all the time.