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@haitanghusky
Browsing the Death Stranding tag and there was NO FRAGILE? EXCUSE ME? The disrespect to that absolute queen is just unacceptable? And why are people simping so hard for Higgs? Y'all.... I'm all for simping for the bad guy but he TRIED TO KILL A BABY?! And you spend the ENTIRE GAME thinking he succeeded? I mean excuse me, justice for Lou, and more Fragile appreciation please? But also .... 🩷 Deadman acknowledgement is top tier.
I also cry when I'm tired.
I made 16.25 an hour at AmPm (arco) in 2022. That was minimum wage plus a quarter where I am at that time. It's offensive to pay minimum wage to TEACHERS.
they love derpy :3
I have one favorite ship
sword bf 💜⚔️
Tired from practice 🫣
I LOVE THEM!!!
cutest adorable horangi and kkachi
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 3
*wind whooshing* *grunting* *the sound of scraping against stone*
Dick: you have to be cheating somehow, you could never do that jump before!
Jason: how the fuck do you cheat at parkour?
Dick: *pause*
Dick: secret.... winches.
Jason, incredulous: secret winches?
Dick: secret winches. you got like- i dunno. stuff to help you up here.
Jason: *snorts* you're a fucking idiot. i can do the jump because i got steroided by the lazarus pit and pokemon evolved three times the size of myself, dipshit.
Dick, humming: yeah, that must have been a culture shock.
Jason: well it was fucking something that's for sure.
Dick: did you ever get like-, like when you woke up and you were just over six feet tall. did it fuck with your head?
Jason: like did i forget and run into doorframes a fuck ton-?
Dick: -yeah, like what was it like?
Jason: *hums consideringly*
Jason: kinda like. what i imagine the hulk had to go through. like i was just suddenly real big and real strong.
Dick: was it cool?
Jason: parts of it were cool, parts of it- *wheeze* parts of it were fucking fantastic.
Dick, very amused: ok now- wait hold on- don't you give me that fucking look-
Jason: *laughing*
Dick: -alright. brother to brother, i feel like we're close enough with each other to discuss this as mature adults. but i have to ask,
Jason, audibly grinning: -oh, i'm proportionate.
Dick: *bursts out laughing* that- that must have been fucking wild-
Jason: IT WAS- it was- *breathy laugh* it sure was something-!
Dick: how long after you came out the pit did you notice?
Jason: how long- dude, instantly!
Dick: *laughing*
Jason: i was out that pit like that fuckin' tiktok audio, just 'woah woah, wait, where my dick at?!'
Dick: *laughing louder*
Jason: just climbing out, barely conscious, in the back of my mind like 'did they tie a weight between my legs or something because this shit ain't normal, why's it heavy'
Dick, crying: why's it heavy-!
Jason: i will say in all honesty i kinda forgot about it for a while.
Dick: how do you forget?
Jason: i dunno, just kinda doing my thing. mentally i was still like, fifteen, so as much as my cock did interest me, once Talia gave me a shiny sword i was like 'ooooh' and instantly stopped thinking about it.
Dick: was there not any like, mechanical issues?
Jason: mechanical- like, did it work? yes, dude, it fuckin' worked?
Dick: well i don't know i just feel like- it's probably like getting a new phone, right? like they're all pretty similar but when you transfer over to a new model there's an adjustment period?
Jason: OH- ok yeah, no, i get you. no there was definitely an- *slight wheeze* there was an adjustment period.
Dick: *starting to laugh* i don't even know if i want to ask,
Jason: *wheeze* well it was- like i said i forgot for a while, right? so the first time i slept with somebody,
Dick: *cackling* no, littlewing what did you do?
Jason: no i think i just ruined the mood a little bit in the beginning, because like- like it was just as much a surprise to me as it was to her, right?
Dick: *cackling even louder*
Jason: so she was- *wheeze* she was fuckin'- *high pitched, breathy* she was below me as i got it out, and she went 'oh wow, it's so big', and my fuckin' stupid ass was just- wide-eyed looking at it like 'jesus fucking christ it is isn't it?!'
Dick, choking: i can't- i'm fucking crying-
Jason: *half-silent wheezes*
Dick, slightly delirious: but didn't you ever, like, try it out alone beforehand?!
Jason: WELL I-
Damian: OH MY FUCKING GOD. S T O P.
Jason and Dick: *cut off chokes*
Damian: MAY I FUCKING REMIND YOU, that BOTH i AND Batman are on this line tonight!
Jason, slightly muffled: *shocked laugh* oh my god, B-?
Damian: he's been staring blankly into a gutter since Nightwing first mentioned genitalia.
Dick, high pitched through hitched breaths as Jason starts cackling in the background: yeah that's- that's our bad, B. Sorry about that.
Damian: i feel like i also deserve an apology.
Jason: *cackling louder*
the concept art is so fucking gorgeous I can’t
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I want the entire Justice League to just be so fucking scared of Dick!Robin. He’s like 8-10 when they first meet him, but he’s somehow more horrifying than Batman. He’s teeny tiny and a cross between a fluttery little sprite and a shadowy demon. They’re still not sure if Batman is human or not, but they’re all convinced that Robin is some sort of entity. He’s a ghoul, a spirit, an eldritch horror that must haunt Gotham for some Godforsaken reason. And he either picked Batman to latch onto, or Batman saw him and plucked him up and thought he’d make a good companion.
One day, he gets so mad at Green Lantern for poking fun at Batman that he bites him so hard, Hal’s arm bleeds. Batman had grabbed him by his cape and dangled him in the air, telling him to apologize, but Robin just hung there with his arms crossed and a pout on his face. He did eventually say sorry. They all knew he didn’t mean it. He had blood drying on his lips. He didn’t wipe it away. It wasn’t until Batman put him down that the bat even noticed, then used his cape to clean him up.
The next time they saw him, he was giggling and asking Hal if yellow is his greatest weakness, and if his own yellow cape causes Hal pain. Then he leaned forward and whispered, “I hope it does” before giggling again and skipping away to ask Superman something.
Hal didn’t come to the Watchtower for two months after that.
Dick is enamored by Superman. He loves him. Follows after him all the time, is always asking Superman to take him flying. Clark takes him every so often, but cackling laugh Robin lets out while they’re in the air sends a chill down his spine.
Martian Manhunter admits that he once accidentally brushed against Robin’s mind, but all he picked up was distorted circus music.
That freaks everyone out, and now they hear it in their own heads whenever they catch a glimpse of Robin.
When he starts growing like a real boy? Horrible. Creepy. They don’t like it one bit. He’s acting too human, he’s making them think he’s real.
When he starts hanging out with their sidekicks? Nope. They all try to put a stop to it. The sidekicks all disobey them with a roll of their eyes. Then he becomes the leader of their little group, calling themselves the Titans? Oh God, he must be starting some sort of army.
Then a new Robin appears, and they all meet Nightwing, but they have no idea Nightwing used to be Robin. So when Nightwing becomes a member of the JL, they don’t think twice about him. They think Nightwing is a great guy. Very open. Very friendly. They all consider him a good friend.
Then it comes out after a few months that he used to be Robin, and all the original JL members practically squeak and distance themselves from him immediately. They’re terrified of him.
“You’re the little demon that bit me?” Hal shrieks.
Nightwing laughs, but he’s shrugging and looking so sheepish, so embarrassed.
“You were being mean to my dad!”
And the fact that Batman is Nightwing’s dad just makes them all freeze. Because they never actually considered that an option.
They’re still convinced he’s not entirely human, though. It would explain how he’s so flippy and bendy.
Dick has way too much fun when he realizes they actually think he’s not a human. He torments them just a little bit, in retaliation. Bruce watches from afar, both annoyed with his coworkers and amused by his son’s antics.
the only pieces of pop culture media Damian ever consumed before going to Gotham were youtube conspiracy theory videos on the Wayne family because Jason found out during an international mission that there was a buzzfeed unsolved video on his death, and when he got back to the loa base he was so indignant that he ended up watching it repeatedly to make fun of it and Damian ended up watching it over his shoulder.
“do people really care so much that they make videos like this? About you?”
Jason, slightly offended: “ok fuck you kiddo there are TONS of Wayne conspiracy videos about me. most of them aren’t even about my death!”
and so of course Damian demands to see them and they end up down a rabbit hole of wild conspiracy theories about various aspects about the Wayne family. the issue is that Damian is still a young impressionable kid and this is literally the only avenue of information about his father that he’s ever had, apart from Talia saying that he’s a great warrior and Jason saying he’s an emotionally constipated dickhead.
what im saying is Damian totally goes to Gotham fully believing about 30 conspiracies about his father and adoptive brothers. it took Jason the entire two week long undercover trip to Gotham from Nanda Parbat to convince him that no, Bruce is not a cannibal secretly consuming dead children at all of his charity galas. Damian’s still secretly wary when he gets abandoned on the Wayne doorstep. He thinks Tim’s a vampire and Dick is a Bruce clone from a lab. he half believes that the family is part of a demon cult. nobody asks why the kid keeps lining his bedroom door with salt at night because they figure maybe it’s just a paranoid assassin kid thing from the league? and then Jason finally comes back and rejoins the family and the first night be catches sight of Damian grabbing salt from the pantry and he groans like ‘FOR THE LAST TIME. SUPERNATURAL YOUTUBE IS BULLSHIT.’ and Tim who 100% obsessively tracks all conspiracies about them to make sure nobody hits the nail on the head about the bats figures out what they’re talking about and he starts laughing so hard he has an asthma attack
Damian giving people the nastiest reads ever for no reason at all, is so fucking funny. He's just that friend that takes it to far...
Bruce: This case at Wayne orphanage–
Damian: You know, it's disconcerting you own a building full of potential back-up Robins
Bruce:...
Stephanie: Union makes strength, Damian, we are better together
Damian: Is that why you and Tim are breaking up?
Tim:...
Bruce: I'd like you to have friends you have more in common with than killing
Damian: We have more in common than that, we all have poor relationships with our fathers too
Dick: I've been doing high-wire acts all my life, I'm the fastest in the air
Damian: You sure you're not scared of heights, Ric?
Dick: That's just mean...
Bruce: You are acting like a 10 year old heartless brat
Damian: And you were easier to look up to when you weren't around
Jason loves to read and he can write an excellent level of essay.
what else does he love? annoying Bruce.
so, what did he do as a hobby?
writing fanfiction of Bruce Wayne or Batman with anyone he can think of.
Superbat? done, 10k words, slowburn, friends to lovers.
Batlantern? done, 11k words, smut, enemy to lovers.
Wonderbat? done, 15k words, dom!diana, omegaverse.
Brucebat? done, 9k words, identity revealed, childhood friends.
Twobats? done, 10k words, secret love, childhood friends to lovers.
Batjokes? done, 3k words, gore, Major character death (J).
The book was so good, when Jason converted one of the fic into a book (change name etc.) he won the best selling book ever in Gotham.
Tim, reading one of Jason's books: i know this storyline seems familiar!
Jason: ...
Jason: which one did you read?
Tim: ...
Tim, whsipering: the wonderbat ones.
