[hajsjsjks]

just randomly woke up and now i cant go back to sleep i’m gonna cry i think

[lace-mood]

savage x fenty bralette (£44)

[badkidsjokes]

how about when there is a silly man

[gabsriele-deactivated20240601-d]

Jonathan Josefsson rugs

[hotvampireadjacent]

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[hajsjsjks]

the dash is my stage and tumblr user strudelina is my audience :)

[hajsjsjks]

will someone remind me 2 make my hair appointment tomorrow i keep forgetting thanks i’ll pay you in leftover buffalo chicken dip

[hajsjsjks]

ran out of heart shaped pimple patches </3 if you see the pimple on my forehead just say hello it’s the polite thing to do

[hajsjsjks]

where is everyone i have things 2 say /:

[hajsjsjks]

why is it called the super bowl if there’s no bowling

[hajsjsjks]

who’s ready for the most important game of the year tomorrow :) the puppy bowl

[hajsjsjks]

i remember i wanted those strawberry crocs so bad and never got them </3 this is what regret looks like

[hajsjsjks]

i just had an energy drink that i literally never drink and my stomach hates me so bad right now omg

[janeplease]

*makes salad w 1:1 crouton to lettuce ratio*

[hajsjsjks]

didn’t finish my coffee today before it got watery. don’t wanna talk about it

[chubbyangel666]

*uses my titties for evil*