The Hakurei Shrine Maid @hakurei-android - Tumblr Blog

“...Where are the snacks for mistress Hakurei? Why is there a note saying to ask the Lunarian Princess for them?”

#IC

Have Gensokyo's other green-haired residents attempted to disguise themselves as you, or vice-versa?

“I’ve only imitated a flower youkai.”

#Anonymous

Your sort-of-emotions seem geared towards sarcasm.

“That is utter nonsense.”

#Anonymous

This statement is false!

“Paradoxes rely on machines that execute calculations based on incoming information. I am a cleaning robot, and therefore do not take verbal input unless it is from my owner. Even then, she would have to order me to contemplate the paradox.”

“That is an identified loop as well. Contemplating it would cause damage to my software.”

#Anonymous

Being the product of outer-world science, you are presumably without magic. What would happen if you were forced into a danmaku battle?

“I would lose. Badly.”

#Anonymous

Let's just say that I'm an anon who just wants to go around giving people headpats. I have no reason other than it's a nice gesture to do so.

“I recommend you skip Yuuka Kazami then. And Parsee Mizuhashi.”

#Anonymous

*Headpats for Ruukoto*

“Can I help you with something?”

#Anonymous

“...I haven’t seen Reimu for a very long time. I’m sure she will be around soon. Until then, maintaining the shrine is key.”

#IC

“It’s nice Gensokyo is so cool... or it would be for me if I felt things like temperature. I heard someone say it’s much hotter in the outside world.”

#IC

Rules: Post a song that reminds you of your muse, and tag six people whose songs you want to see.

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Tagging: @eldritchandabominablethings @timestrandedodst @artificialeclipse @hckurei @aquayoukai @eastern-egg

One robot is as good as another...

#ooc #ruukoto has no theme in touhou

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hakurei-android:

“I am seeing the appeal in hitting you with a stick. Perhaps I should give you a few hits with my broom? Or should I tell my now older owner of your presence, and she can try what happened last time? Then you can compare the strength she’s gained since your last visit!”

{ † } “Yes, because I’m certain Reimu would appreciate you calling her to beat me up because I gave you to her as part of a deal and you haven’t gotten over it. Please- do tell me how that goes down when you get back.”

“Or- of course- you could use that artificial intelligence I programmed you with, and handle your own problems like an adult.” { † }

hakurei-android

“It’ll probably go over well, considering her policy of dealing with troublesome things. If you were expecting development of my AI, perhaps you neglected to remember that Mistress Reimu had no knowledge of how to reactivate me when I went into a charging state, and I ended up spending most of the time in the storage shed, gathering dust.”

“Besides, you being here cannot be anything good in her eyes, am I wrong? After all, I’m just a cheap nuclear maid robot.”

#strawcherriies #crack

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hakurei-android:

“Because a shrine maiden hit you with a stick and threw papers at you… and you decided your faithful maid robot had the same value as a college textbook.”

{ † } “Yes. I did. College textbooks are expensive, nuclear-powered hunks of plasteel and self-aware code are not.” { † }

hakurei-android

“I am seeing the appeal in hitting you with a stick. Perhaps I should give you a few hits with my broom? Or should I tell my now older owner of your presence, and she can try what happened last time? Then you can compare the strength she’s gained since your last visit!”

#strawcherriies #crack

Bitter? She’s not bitter at all.

#totally is #IC #crack

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hakurei-android:

“Even if you beg, I’m not coming back.”

{ † } Ouch. That stung actually.

“That’s perfectly fine Ruukoto- I gave you away for a reason.” { † }

hakurei-android

“Because a shrine maiden hit you with a stick and threw papers at you... and you decided your faithful maid robot had the same value as a college textbook.”

#crack #strawcherriies