too many butts, not enough hands

ludia. multi. 💖

[excalibelle]

hot take: the problem isnt the manic pixie dream girl. its the boring ass moody emotional leech guy she always gets paired with. we need more manic pixie dream characters. just give them partners who are as great as them or let them be happy alone! no more smart, beautiful, optimistic, kind girls getting paired with actual mosquitoes of men!

[inkthecryptid]

Also: make some manic pixie dream boys. If I wanna see romance maybe I wanna see a giddy boy full of positive energy who tells you fun facts about the constellations. Stop teaching boys they have to be moody and sad and they have to find salvation in a dream girl, this is how you breed Bad Men.

[mabeltr33]

I thought about this for a while and I’ve only ever been able to identify one manic pixie dream guy and it’s buddy the elf from elf and I don’t know what to think about that.

[helloitsbees]

and his romantic partner is Zooey Deschanel…….how the turns have tabled……

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[nepofledgling]

When you have no sense of self and someone says something about you

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[relishboi]

Mortally wounded after looking at this tweet

[95z]

when jimin meets jimmy

[vexxedbyvixx]

{181120} Grazia Korea December 2018

[thoughts-in-shower]

People get so mad when they walk through a spider web but imagine how the spider feels. You just broke his entire home.

[dailyhakyeon]

⚡ ⚡ ⚡

[i-am-a-fish]

hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

could we start with dinner instead? maybe grab sushi?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH GOD I’M SO SORRY

[etherealeo]

pretty words that remind me of the signs

Aries: Ebullience {English} (n.)- bubbling enthusiam

Taurus: Komorebi {Japanese} (n.)- sunlight filtering through trees

Gemini: Epiphany {English} (n.)- a moment of sudden revelation

Cancer: Dulcet {English} (adj.)- sweet & soothing

Leo: Naz {Urdu} (n.)- the pride you feel from being loved

Virgo: Sonder {English} (n.)- the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own

Libra: Redamancy {English} (n.)- an act of loving the one who loves you; a love returned in full

Scorpio: Commuovere {Italian} (v.)- to move someone to tears

Sagittarius: Cafuné {Portuguese} (n.)- the act of tenderly running one’s fingers through someone’s hair

Capricorn: Orenda {Iroquoian} (n.)- a mystical force present in all people that empowers them to affect the world, or to effect change in their own lives

Aquarius: Meraki {Greek} (v.)- to do something with soul, creativity, or love; when you leave a piece of yourself in your work

Pisces: Petrichor {English} (n.)- the pleasant smell after it rains

[witchyndbitchy-deactivated20210]

Lunar Witch

Pretty sure they’re nocturnal

Can tell you when the next full moon is by memory and also what stage it’s in now

How do they have time to plan all of this???

CATS

Omniwitch

Living reference guide

Publish worthy book of shadows

“Actually, historically that means…”

Plans spells in advance

Garden witch

None of these pots or jars should fit in this room??? How are you filling them???

Always smells lovely

Dirty finger nails

“How are you feeling? Here I made tea.”

Celestial Witch

Always calm

Warns you before planets go retrograde

Probably knows your full natal chart (but you’re pretty sure you never told them your birthday???)

No one needs all of these essential oils

Coven Witch

Somehow knows lots of other local witches

Aesthetic

Posts amazing witchy photos

Will curse you if you hurt their friends

Death Witch

All black everything

BONES

Ownss literally the nicest Ouija board you have ever seen in your life

Will murder you for disrespecting their familiar(s)

Tag yourself, I’m Lunar Witch

[princewonsik]

do not edit ♥ まつげ

[meanplastic]

You know she dead

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

omae wa mou shindeiru

[higgzorz]

he works out at the library

[marvel-feed]

NEW ‘BLACK PANTHER’ POSTER!

[lovesxars-blog]

Shook

[lavitabella87]

I feel extra black right now and I’m loving it. 

[tempxo]

when u and ur friends are in different fandoms but u still love each other