Something witty here

Really just things that make me happy, or are cool, random, weird, important, etc., etc. This is going to be interesting....

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[cosmovain]

is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests

[cosmovain]

"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy

[escuerzoresucitado]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

[addendumbeekeeper]

there’s a tumblr person right in front of me and i can’t do anything

[shamebats]

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"

[may12324]

Fairydoll chapter and promo art ✨️💜

[papayajuan2019]

but that's beyond the scope of this post

[chillyfeetsteak]

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

[phoenixes-and-wizards]

there’s just something so lovely about how a passionate kiss wasn’t enough to jog mj’s memories, but peter and ned’s secret handshake was more than enough for ned to start remembering, everybody say thank you to destin daniel cretton for showing that platonic love matters just as much and can also break any spell

[dozydawn]

[two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat]

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

[lucybellwood]

Publisher: So we wanted to know if you’d be willing to collaborate on the cover reveal for your book.

Me: You mean the thing they do in publishing where you only make the cover of your book public six months before the book actually comes out to build anticipation about the release? Do authors…not want to be involved in that?

Publisher: You’d be surprised.

Me: Well, obviously yes. The biggest question is who we’re revealing it to.

Publisher: …Instagram?

Me: YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME.

[deluxeloy]

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

[hayleyolivia]

So good. It deserved some art. 😊

[neenarchive]

infinite changeling glitch

[cosmonautroger]

caterpillar

[ayy-junipei]

His ass out here looking like desiccated coconut

[freshlypickedmint]

@freddie-dafroggo woagh. creetur

[creatures-in-posts]

Confirmed creature post

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HIM CRONCH THOSE LEAFS

[nikkilecat]

Damn, now that’s some creature design! :D

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A Pokemon :D

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[shadythetortie]

A HAMMERHEAD????

[gallusrostromegalus]

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

[birds-in-posts]

Osprey (Pandion haliaetus)

Brown pelican (Pelecanus occidentalis)

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.