[pissditching]

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

me socializing

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

[multishipping-goodness]

Go! Go! Go!

[pervocracy]

Why beehives are hexagons.

[robotlyra]

O P T I M I Z E D

[ultimatepisshead-deactivated202]

[thebootydiaries]

this post made me blind in one eye

[alysontheghost-deactivated20161]

seriously wtf is this

[thebootydiaries]

a sin

[shindysbaby]

you know what sucks? everything bye

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

[trait-deactivated20221010]

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 

[memewhore]

[internetcultleader]

*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[cybercrimer]

forbidden snacks

[lozzlogan]

Edible versions.

Sherbet Bon Bons - Mielcitas - Rock Candy - Edible Dice [from here]

[dinnikeato-deactivated20200520]

re-reblogging for edible versions thank you sm

[hexgurls]

3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH 1. look at ur tummy 2. say “wow this is a cute tummy” 3. congratulations u have a cute tummy

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[thebootydiaries]

Me: I impulsively buy stuff when I'm sad

Person: but you're always buying stuff

Me: *finger guns*

[mothcub]