{drop dead }

we are all doomed so lets just fuck shit up 

[hal3yjai]

it's low key been a hot minute but how are my babes doing 🥺🤍

[hal3yjai]

SuGaR h*nEy & iCEd teA.

[hal3yjai]

You: where do you wanna go for dinner

Me: i don’t care

You: okay sounds great

*DRIVES IN CAR*

LEGIT RESULT:

[hal3yjai]

1:06 am thoughts

I push and pull you tell me so

There’s no place that I can go.

All alone; my friends have gone

I mean were there any from the start?

No.

So I’ve done some talking to myself- I’m better off on my own.

Store those feeling on a shelf, where dust collects with everything else.

Smoke your last cigarette, and down your last drink. Let the tears fall - let them clog up your sink.

Sadness and depression may be running my nights, but a smile masks the mascara that runs from my eyes.

it’s hard to push aside the feelings we feel, it’s hard reel dreams in, that feel really real. We push to make something of our lives you can see , but sometimes you don’t turn out to be who you thought you’d be.

[hal3yjai]

 m a n t r a

[wit-witch]

ugly women are cool <3

[hal3yjai]

What is the strangest thing a ex has DM’d you?

- personally he send me a poem like a year and a half after we broke up about how he loved me and he wanted his gf to babe more like me. All I replied: so the girl you cheated on me with?...... Yeah he never responded. 

[hal3yjai]

'Cause all you ever do is chant the same old mantra

[hal3yjai]

spooky szn

= pumpkin seeds + big sweaters X fall leaves + haunted houses / apple cider

[metalbandgasms]

Some Homemade gifs for you all in honor of BMTH new sonnnnng TRUE FRIENDS! 

BMTH

[re-al-ity]

Take my heart ransom,

And surround me with false promises.

[hal3yjai]

Ok… I’d Drop Dead for you …..  Or get caught in a wall of death… same thing basically.

[hal3yjai]

 X Drop Dead X

[metalbandgasms]

I Cant Drown My Demons they Know How to Swim hal3yjai

[metalbandgasms]

☔️ when satan has a chat about your soul

Satan: You've got hell to pay.. But you've already sold your soul..it's b...

Me: BLASPHEMY.....

Satan: really. Is this a time for music?! You're in hell! ....

Me: it's bmth thooooo!

Satan: same.

[just-some-nerd-guy]

I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

this is literally the funniest post on here

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I think there’s a reason no one wants to date you

[redmensch-deactivated20190323]

reblog if you’re a godless red slut

[dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328]

timmy turner was a horrible person

[maxknightley]

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

[zennistrad]

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

[dracunculia]

FUCKING WHAT

[brangdangowitz-deactivated20201]

Wait what

[concernedacfan]

In case if yall don’t think its true…..

[vampirezigzagoon]

[agfukagfsaglfhalgadhgdsgds-deac]

the FUCK

[hal3yjai]

[hal3yjai]

I apologize that my Bmth page has become a meme page but I can’t help it. But oli is still 😍

[niyarest]

everyone knows about the Shrek songs and how they’re labeled that forever but what about all the songs Alvin and The Chipmunks tainted

i was at the new year party and Funkytown played and i was sitting there like

[charleydriftwood]

Funkytown was also in Shrek 2.

[niyarest]