Dead Cells [Swearing The Novel]
I actually can’t believe it took me this long to get around to talking about this game. But for some reason I was t attracted to it, despite the fact after buying it, I realized I really like it.
Oh fucking goodie. Another god damned rogue like for me to waste my time with. Hurray, now I can spend hundreds of more hours on this instead of binding of issac. What a
B L E S S I N G.
In all serious I never though Dead Cells would be as fluid as it is. It feels amazing to play, the movement being really fun to play around with and the game making you feel like you’re a pro at the game by stringing attacks and ability’s together to reverse the landscape quickly while taking out enemies with the quickness. Then you’ll randomly lose the flow and get your fucking teeth kicked in by a standard enemy and feel like an idiot. It’s a good type of rogue like as well where you actually feel like your getting further and better as time goes on. The games currency, Cells, going toward unlocking new mutations, weapons, ability’s, and even making it easier for you to find higher quality weapons. So every loss doesn’t feel like you did nothing to get further in the game. But since it’s a rogue like we all know the end is never really the end. Prepare yourself for a lot of work because you might have to beat the game once or twice with no boss cell mulipliers to get the cell upgrades you’ll need to take on the games version of new game+. I know if you even read this (unlikely) and even take the recommendation to try the game (even more unlikely) you’ll have questions on what I just said. Don’t worry. Just play, it’ll come in time. So yeah the game has my recommendation and Im taking back my rating system. I think I’d rather do less rating and recommendations and want to just get the feelings out. Let it be known why I like or dislike a game. Maybe I’ll say “I recommend playing” sometimes but I’d rather just talk about video games more than drive people to or from games. And maybe my reason sounds dumb and isn’t thought out but look man, I’ve been up all night and I’m growing the stoopid. So to wrap up, I liked dead cells. Review over. Food in mouth time.












