Don't listen to him.

Nothing to see here. Just your average run of the mill destroyer of souls. [Associated with anathematique.] [Sideblog to kindredconfectionery.]

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[calellon]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[thememedaddy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sarcastictexas]

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

[dredsina]

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[sacred-portal]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[nightvaleofficial]

[7sghost]

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

[safety-data-sheet]

“This would be a pitiful grave” is now my new go-to when I’m sad or upset. God that’s fire

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[violetsbentforwards-deactivated]

dont let the pink outfit fool u im not here to fuck around

[weepingchoir]

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

[elexuscal]

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)