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My heart

My heart is wrapped in iron ropes,

Enclosed in a cage of steel,

Peppered with imperfections.

It’s twisted and scabrous,

Dark and petite.

Buts it’s yours.

- Haley Rose

#poetry #poems and poetry #original poem #short poem #poem

Now that Jack Wolfe has been cast and we have found out that he can sing, I believe that it’s in our best interest to have Wylan and Alys sing a duet in the show.

Kaz: what do you think my forgiveness looks like Jordie?

Jesper: Who the hell is Jordie?

Kaz:

Jesper:

Inej:

Nina:

Matthias:

Wylan:

Colm:

All the Dregs:

The entire Barrel:

Ketterdam (aka his mom):

Profit (aka his dad):

Nikolai:

Zoya:

Leigh Bardugo:

Fandom: Now thats a lot of damage.

John Mulaney: we don't have time to unpack all that.

#six of crows #grishaverse #kaz brekker #leigh bardugo #jesper fahey #starkid #starkid avps #avpm #lucious malfoy #dobby the house elf #john mulaney #thats a lot of damage #when im telling you this was the first thing I thought of when I read this I am not joking #my mother is ketterdam she birthed me in the harbor.#my father is profit I honor him daily.

Okay, but think about Gilderoy! from AVPSY but instead of it being Gilderoy, it's voldy. Like, just think about it. Just let it sink in.

"Voldy is here, to fill, your short attention spans."

"Why be looking at a wonder boy when you could be looking at a wonder mort."

I'm sorry for whatever this is.

#starkid #avpsy #avpm #voldemort #gilderoy lockhart #satan is a real man

Rule of Wolves Spoilers

Kaz: Jesper open up the door!

Jesper: Wylan said no. I listen to Wylan.

Nikolai: *whispering* Tell him I'm here.

Kaz: Jesper, the guy with the flying ships is here.

They hear a crash from inside the house

Jesper, panting: *opens the door* What can I do for you, Mr. Man-with-the-flying-ships?

Zoya: *to herself* what did I get myself into?

#incorrect quotes #rule of wolves spoilers #grishaverse #nikolai lantsov #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #wesper #zoyalai #the man with the flying ships

Me: *Watches the Shadow and Bone teaser trailer*

Trailer: *Shows Mal running after Alina*

Me: *Shipping Malina*

Also Me: Me? Shipping Malina after watching a 2 minute trailer for a tv show after hating that ship (and Mal) for all 3 books? Never...

Me: *Watches trailer again* *Whispers while Mal is running after her* You go get her Mal!

#shadow and bone #grishaverse #malina #mal oretsev #alina starkov

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So I am re-reading TID and I was wondering, would Cortana be able to cut through the automatons? I know it can cut through anything, but this is “an army born of neither heaven nor hell,” not truly angelic or demonic.

haleyrose23

@cassandraclare

So I am re-reading TID and I was wondering, would Cortana be able to cut through the automatons? I know it can cut through anything, but this is “an army born of neither heaven nor hell,” not truly angelic or demonic.

#cassie clare #cassandra clare #the infernal devices #cortana #clockwork angel #clockwork prince #clockwork princess

Are you ever just like watching something and then automatically something from a book pops into your head? Because I was watching Criminal Minds with my fam and all I could think about was Shatter Me...

#shatter me #tahereh mafi #omega point #criminal minds #doomsday

Kazzle Dazzle

I DID NOT COME UP WITH THE PHRASE "KAZZLE DAZZLE"

Netflix: *puts Freddy Carter in a fedora*

The entirety of the GrishaVerse fandom: *quaking in silence*

Netflix: *demonic laughing*

Me: Well, at least his clothes are bla- WHY IS THERE BLUE ON HIS SHIRT?! I guess it's better than the *inner red liquid* of his enemies...

Me: *mutters* demjins