The Dante Hicks Experience

34yo bisex dude that's a nonentity in his own life but working on it. Diagnosed as clinically 90s by a therapist.

[penismage]

how are people STILL falling for these obvious dropshipping ads in 2026

[penismage]

if the post:

talks about a friend or family member buying a “cute” or “cool” or whatever product for them

shows multiple well-lit, well-framed photos of a product

sounds like it was written by an alien (why are they laughing so hard at something that clearly isn’t funny?)

has an uncredited “twitter”-esque screenshot and tumblr text that seem to be written by the same person (which they probably were)

is from a blog that completely lacks personality and is only devoted to similar or “aesthetic” posts

is entirely devoted to posting a link to a product that yOu JuSt CaN’t ReSiSt GeTtInG rIgHt NoW!!1!

uses colored text and caps lock to draw attention to a link to purchase a product

that’s an advertisement for a dropshipper and you’re doing free advertisement for them by reblogging it

[depsidase]

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[enki2]

[doggosource]

[apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227]

[burntundertones]

[halfberry]

I like how the show Euphoria is like a litmus test for determining how red pilled some one is for example do they excuse Nate being emotionally and physically abusive towards Maddy just because they don't like girls having OnlyFans accounts?

[ominous-signs]

Hey can you message me? I have something important to tell you about to your account , but i cant send you a message because i got spammed :(

Good opportunity to use this ask and tell people

This is a scam-tactic. Do not reply or dm back such accounts.

Been seeing the same copy-paste messages across tumblr in comment sections, but this is the first time I get one of them in my ask box.

Such messages may also say “I can’t dm you and I don’t know why???” at the end

[ralfmaximus]

Yup. If you interact they will send you a fabricated "screenshot" of incriminating evidence about your blog, along with emergency time sensitive instructions to save your blog before it's too late.

Just block and report.

[ominous-signs]

Oh yeah forgot to even explain the scam, thank you

[glassshine]

yo bro do the thing

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[subby-anxious-boy2]

What I mean by wanting to worship her body 😩

[utopians]

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[magicratfingers]

went to throw dog poop away in a rando trash can and

[floralasshat]

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

[magicratfingers]

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

[magicratfingers]

it just started raining this is really doing a number on my object personification

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[magicratfingers]

Jesus fucking Christ

[magicratfingers]

jesus fucking christ

[osvaldvvanstein]

Update please I am begging you

[magicratfingers]

ok but you’re not gonna like it

[magicratfingers]

mid spa break to drain in the sink

[magicratfingers]

sir

please

[magicratfingers]

the family requests that trash gengar's privacy be respected during this difficult time

drying in the sun

[magicratfingers]

[daecus]

Thank you for giving him a home! :) (Sorry if this has already been done, already. I couldn't just leave this post alone.)

[magicratfingers]

Omgggggggg

[magicratfingers]

hey thanks

[wordfather]

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me