can you do: “you had a party and i got really drunk and stole your toaster, so i showed up the next day to return it and you were really hungover so i made you breakfast (but i burnt all of it)” with jasper but it was percy who stole the toaster or something? thanks! :3 (requested by anonymous)
"my cat keeps broke into your apartment and ate all of your plants so i asked you out for dinner to apologize"
"we’re both at the grocery store at 3 am and you offered to arm wrestle me for the last box of cereal"
"i knew you in high school and i ran into you at a renaissance fair wearing full knight regalia"
"you’re sleeping on my best friend’s couch while your house is being renovated and you have really weird habits like attempting to sing opera in the shower and you keep eating all of my cheerios"
"you had a party and i got really drunk and stole your toaster, so i showed up the next day to return it and you were really hungover so i made you breakfast (but i burnt all of it)"
"you’re a lifeguard at my kid’s swimming competition and i fell in the pool with all my clothes on and you awkwardly tried to save me even though i didn’t need it"
"you work at a pet store and i came in to look at the tarantulas, but somehow we lost the biggest one and its loose somewhere in the store and it really doesn’t help that you’re terrified of spiders and keep sporadically screeching when you think you saw it”
"i’m a firefighter and you started a fire in your kitchen but you’re still flirting with me even though you’re not wearing pants and im carrying you down a ladder as you compliment me on my muscles "
hey guys, sorry for the radio silence the past few days, things are a little chaotic over on my end currently but I'm going to try my best to get something worked up for tomorrow. Thanks for understanding! -Rachel
"A walk on the beach? Aw, are you trying to be romantic, Seaweed Brain?"
"Come on... cut me a little slack. You know I'm not Mr. Romantic."
"I thought I'd made myself clear over the five years- I'm never going to make things easy for you."
"And I thought I'd made myself clear- I learn through actions."
"Oh my Gods, that was probably one of the worst pickup lines you've ever used. I don't think it can even be considered a pickup line- and stop wiggling your eyebrows at me. You look ridiculous."
"You mean minus Kronos almost coming back from the dead, the second war with the Giants and Gaea, and you and Percy falling into Tartarus? Then, yeah, I guess?"
"It's been a little over nine years since Percy came tumbling into camp with a Minotaur horn, I can't believe how different things were then. We didn't know about the Romans, I thought Thalia was dead, Luke was..."
"Look, Annabeth, I don't know what brought on this wave of super-reflection but, lighten up, it's your birthday! You're twenty-one! We could go get wasted or something..."
"Thanks, Rachel, I was just... realizing how grateful I am to everything that's happened over the years. Aren't you supposed to do that on your birthday?"
"Hades if I know, you're talking to the kid who was spoiled rotten most of her life."
"Hahaha, Hades no; but it did take a long time to track down the best bakery to do the job. I think me and Grover had to have gone to like a dozen or so."
"A dozen or so?"
"Yeah, do you like them-.... does that kiss mean you like them?"
"Shove it, Chase. Just because your stupid boyfriend got my clothes soaked with lake water does it mean you get the right to compliment me while I wear your sweet, little preppy clothes."
"Hmph. Fine, but I must say, the combat boots? Nice touch."
"What do you want, Valdez? Shouldn't you be blowing something up in your bunker?"
"Not today, sadly enough. I wanted to enjoy the outdoors and the ladies wanted to enjoy me. 'Sides, who wouldn't want to watch the great, powerful praetor Frank Zhang of Rome lead a rickety old canoe across Camp Half-Blood's swampy lake! Can't make that stuff up."
"I don't have time for this."
"Hey, Frank. Hey, Leo."
"Percy! Hey, dude- wait, why do you have that look on your face."
"What look on my face?"
"That look you get when you're about to do something stupid. Hey- whoa, whoa, why is there a giant bubble of water floating over the lake? And why is it coming towards me? Percy- this is not funny! Percy, stop it! AHHHHHH!!!"
"Now that was something you couldn't make up, thanks, Percy."
"No worries, I was bored and Leo looks like a drowned rat when he's wet."
Summer Memories— summer is the time when you figure out what you love and who you love. it’s a time for friendships and flings. it’s a time to just be yourself and have a great time while doing it.
i.riptide vance joy | ii. waves sleeper agent | iii. one more minute capital cities | iv. say it, just say it the mowgli’s | v. when i get older wild club | vi. we come running youngblood hawke | vii. the run and go twenty-one pilots | viii. last night the vamps | ix. mason jar smallpools | x. i wanna get better bleachers
Summer Memories-- summer is the time when you figure out what you love and who you love. it's a time for friendships and flings. it's a time to just be yourself and have a great time while doing it.
i.riptide vance joy | ii. waves sleeper agent | iii. one more minute capital cities | iv. say it, just say it the mowgli's | v. when i get older wild club | vi. we come running youngblood hawke | vii. the run and go twenty-one pilots | viii. last night the vamps | ix. mason jar smallpools | x. i wanna get better bleachers
'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU Jasper/Jiper/Jason&Piper
Sorry this is super late! I had something down last night but this morning when I went to edit it, it was just terrible, hopefully thing is better than that, enjoy :D
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Piper might have been a little drunk and she swore that the guy was good-looking. Well, he was good-looking until he opened his big, stupid mouth with nacho cheese breathe and started talking about stupid frat boy things like farts and boobs.
She sipped some more of her cup of cheap beer that this wild frat party on a weekday night provided, as she half-assed listened to Nacho-Breather (that’s her name for him) tell her about how awesome he thought he was. Maybe she should have listened to Annabeth and stay in tonight. Piper was lucky enough to not have any classes the next day until well after lunch so she thought to hell with it all and went anyways.
Besides, she needed an excuse to get drunk and maybe make-out with some random guy to forget about another.
Whoa. Where did that come from? Piper stared down at her drink. That had to have been the alcohol talking. There wasn’t anyone she wanted to forget… no way…
It just happened to be consequence that she picked this party, at this fraternity, on this night… pure consequence… that’s what she kept telling herself.
“Did I tell you about how I’m on the lacrosse team?” Nacho-Breather asked.
“Oh really?” Their school’s lacrosse team was terrible, “What position do you play? Offense or defense?”
“Well, I’m on the bench right now,” he puffed his chest out a little, “Mostly because I’m only a sophomore, but Coach says that as soon as one of the starters get injured that I get the spot.”
“Oh… how… interesting,” Piper avoided looking at Nacho-Breather, he seemed so proud of himself and his breath was starting to make her sick. She glanced around the party, hoping, praying that someone she knew would show up and save her. But even though the living room and kitchen of the house were filled and there were people who spilled out onto the grounds, Piper didn’t see a single person she knew. Oh the joys of a big university…
“Yeah, things are going really good for me in the weight room now too, I’m just starting to bench 180,” Piper ignored the rest of what he was saying. She needed to figure out a way to get rid of him, but in her current state, her brain couldn’t wrap around any good ideas.
Suddenly, Piper felt a warm arm wrap around her waist, pulling her against a hard, muscular chest. She looked up so quickly to see exactly who’s delicious chest she was pressed up against that she might as well have gotten whiplash. Lush blond hair cropped in a tidy, military cut, brilliant blue eyes, an adorable smile, an even more adorable scar just above that smile.
Shit.
“Hey, O’Reilly,” Jason said. Piper looked between the two of them. So Nacho-Breather was one of Jason’s fraternity brothers, but she didn’t see any brotherly love between this two. All she saw was determination on Jason’s face and- was that fear on Nacho-Breather? Piper looked one more time at Jason. His eyes had a hard look to them, and his smile had shifted into a tight line.
Yup, definitely fear.
“Grace,” Nacho-Breather said weakly, “I didn’t know you had a girl.”
Piper rolled her eyes, she was nobody’s girl.
Jason’s grip tightened around her waist and she just wanted to get away from him. She was in no mood to deal with all his dancing-around-the-important-stuff BS.
“O’Reilly, I saw a pretty blonde over by the keg just now. Nice chest and is just oozing southern charm. Just your type.” Piper could practically hear the underlying get lost to Jason’s words.
Nacho-Breather was gone not a second later without another word. Piper took this opportunity to rip herself from Jason’s grip, careful not to spill her drink all over herself. She was wearing her favorite shirt- a loose-fitting tank made of a bright geometric print fabric that showed just the right amount of skin to make anyone want to see more.
“What do you want, Grace?” Piper said, cocking out her hip.
“You looked like you were going out of your mind,” Jason shrugged, “I was just helping out.”
“No, it was more like you were trying to claim your property,” Piper snapped. She cringed, her words were so slurred that it took away an angry they held and just made them seem ridiculous.
“You’re no one’s property, Pipes,” Jason said, his voice was softer now as were the rest of the features of his face.
“Damn right, and I’m yours least of all.” Yes, Piper, even though you’re drunk off your ass, you can still tell him to shove it.
“Is that why your here?” Jason asked, stepping closer to her so that she could feel his warm breath on her cheeks. “Because you wanted to make me jealous? Remind me of how you’re not mine anymore?”
Piper huffed, crossed her arms over her chest, then looked away, “You’re absolutely ridiculous, Grace. Not everything in my life has to do with you.”
“Oh really,” his fingers snuck forward to play with the hem of her shirt, “Is that why you’re here, at a party being thrown by my fraternity, wearing my favorite shirt of yours, on our anniversary? Are you trying to tell me that’s all coincidence?”
“Yes I-” Piper turned to look at him, her eyes wide, “You remembered?”
Jason let out a breathy laugh, “Of course, Piper, because despite what you think, you are the most important thing in my life.”
Piper bit her lip before she flung herself into her arms. Her movements were sloppy and she spilt some of her drink on him, but he caught her nonetheless and held her close.
“I’m still mad at you,” Piper mumbled into his shoulder.
“I know,” he kissed the top of her head, “I messed up and I’m sorry. Can you forgive me?”
“Ask me again in the morning,” Piper said, “We’ve got a lot of things to talk about before I can do that, but for now? Can you just get me out of here?”
“Yeah, come on,” he supported her with one arm around her waist, leading them out the front door. “So, how about we have that talk over breakfast tomorrow in the dining hall by your dorm?”
Piper was about to agree but then she suddenly felt very, very queasy. Maybe cheap beer on an empty stomach wasn’t the best idea. “I dunno about that, better make it lunch.”