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@halfbornhalfdead
With Yule on the horizon, how is everyone going to celebrate?
Personally, I think I'm going to get into a few arguments with some thanes. They won't fight in a holmgang during Yuletide. Cowards. But then afterwards I'll have plenty of sparring practice! I can never find a good enough partner, but at least a holmgang with a bunch of losers will be fun.
How about for Yule, you get back in the walnut?
This just in, wifi's down on Floor 19 and the French students a few halls over are not having it. Helgi is trying to offer Hunding as a peace offering, but alas they do not take kindly to the idea of a slave being given to them.
So now we're all running on cellular data. And Hotel Valhalla has some of the most expensive cellular plans in the 9 worlds.
Oh wonderful. Now some Soviets are here.
WHO INVITED THE EAST GERMAN ENGINEERING INTERNS?
This just in, wifi's down on Floor 19 and the French students a few halls over are not having it. Helgi is trying to offer Hunding as a peace offering, but alas they do not take kindly to the idea of a slave being given to them.
So now we're all running on cellular data. And Hotel Valhalla has some of the most expensive cellular plans in the 9 worlds.
Oh wonderful. Now some Soviets are here.
This just in, wifi's down on Floor 19 and the French students a few halls over are not having it. Helgi is trying to offer Hunding as a peace offering, but alas they do not take kindly to the idea of a slave being given to them.
So now we're all running on cellular data. And Hotel Valhalla has some of the most expensive cellular plans in the 9 worlds.
Misha (beloved smartass) hacked the routers for floors 19 and 20.
Who wants to know the name of the person searching for what worlds will allow einherjar to defect?
is magnus your best friend in the whole wide world and are you sorry for setting him on fire yesterday yes or no
no and no (:<
wrong answer, mac
is it?
whos the one that actually went to high school in this conversation??
low blow. at least a car bomb didn't explode in my face
at least I didn't get the stomach ache of the centur from burning ashpalt and then died from it because I have no fighting abilities
at least i didn't SET THE CAR BOMB
at least I didn't get decapitated by my crush literally right after meeting them
at least i didn't jump out of a train after finding out frigg was my mum
at least I didn't die because I hit the water too hard
at least i can heal my own injuries
at least my uncle isn't a dead asshole
Are you referring to me?
obviously
Hey, at least my boyfriend and I don't break up every 5 minutes.
Firstly, shut up, only Magnus and my friends are allowed to bully me back
Secondly, we're both queer so it's an open relationship
And hey, at least I didn't get my wife and kids killed 🥰
@dont-call-me-beantown tell your uncle to go back to his grave please
We haven't broken up in, what, at least 3 months, right?
Alex please can you teach your bf how to make pottery because he's created monstrosities
Idek what this is @dont-call-me-beantown but I almost had heart failure
@alexf1erroo @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare
i mean this with respect, but that thing is the definition of heart failure. @dont-call-me-beantown WHAT IS THAT.
its a sculpture of mallory. it looks just like her!
Oh my gods what happened to her? This is an improvement.
I hate you
Impossible.
Alex please can you teach your bf how to make pottery because he's created monstrosities
Idek what this is @dont-call-me-beantown but I almost had heart failure
@alexf1erroo @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare
i mean this with respect, but that thing is the definition of heart failure. @dont-call-me-beantown WHAT IS THAT.
its a sculpture of mallory. it looks just like her!
Oh my gods what happened to her? This is an improvement.
mallory keen misses you.
Well, I'm back now!
After a very long break from being killed every day, and coming to terms with things.
Hello :D
Hello?
You're a demigod! My son! Surprise!
What the actual fuck
SURPRISE?
Yes I thought it would be nice to tell you by the ocean. It's nice, isn't it?
It would've been nice to know a millenia ago.
I meant the ocean...
The ocean is nice, yes.
Excellent.
Well, now you know!
Now I know.
are you alright? You look a bit stressed...
I've gone more than a thousand years without knowing who my father is, why did you decide to tell me now?
I don't have much family left that is willing to talk to me. And many of the children I have in Valhalla are no longer with us.
I just want to be closer to my family.
So you only decided this recently? Am I supposed to consider this a compliment?
It was almost a thousand years before I got a hallmate. I don't any family left, even the kind that wouldn't want to talk to me.
But... you have me now? and now I have you.
Maybe someday.
I need to process this.
Hello :D
Hello?
You're a demigod! My son! Surprise!
What the actual fuck
SURPRISE?
Yes I thought it would be nice to tell you by the ocean. It's nice, isn't it?
It would've been nice to know a millenia ago.
I meant the ocean...
The ocean is nice, yes.
Excellent.
Well, now you know!
Now I know.
are you alright? You look a bit stressed...
I've gone more than a thousand years without knowing who my father is, why did you decide to tell me now?
I don't have much family left that is willing to talk to me. And many of the children I have in Valhalla are no longer with us.
I just want to be closer to my family.
So you only decided this recently? Am I supposed to consider this a compliment?
It was almost a thousand years before I got a hallmate. I don't any family left, even the kind that wouldn't want to talk to me.
Hello :D
Hello?
You're a demigod! My son! Surprise!
What the actual fuck
SURPRISE?
Yes I thought it would be nice to tell you by the ocean. It's nice, isn't it?
It would've been nice to know a millenia ago.
I meant the ocean...
The ocean is nice, yes.
Excellent.
Well, now you know!
Now I know.
are you alright? You look a bit stressed...
I've gone more than a thousand years without knowing who my father is, why did you decide to tell me now?
Hello :D
Hello?
You're a demigod! My son! Surprise!
What the actual fuck
SURPRISE?
Yes I thought it would be nice to tell you by the ocean. It's nice, isn't it?
It would've been nice to know a millenia ago.
I meant the ocean...
The ocean is nice, yes.
Excellent.
Well, now you know!
Now I know.
Hello :D
Hello?
You're a demigod! My son! Surprise!
What the actual fuck
SURPRISE?
Yes I thought it would be nice to tell you by the ocean. It's nice, isn't it?
It would've been nice to know a millenia ago.
I meant the ocean...
The ocean is nice, yes.
Hello :D
Hello?
You're a demigod! My son! Surprise!
What the actual fuck
SURPRISE?
Yes I thought it would be nice to tell you by the ocean. It's nice, isn't it?
It would've been nice to know a millenia ago.
Hello :D
Hello?
You're a demigod! My son! Surprise!
What the actual fuck
SURPRISE?
Hello :D
Hello?
How are you? You look well!
I'm doing ok, how are you?
Fine enough, surely. Glad to be taking a break to tour somewhere new. I haven't been to Valhalla in oh... since around 800? maybe 860...
I've been here since 865, so it's been a while. I'd be glad to show you around, if you wanted.
Very kind of you! You seem like a decent man. What's your name?
Halfborn Gunderson.
Halfborn Gunderson... Interesting name. And your parents...? Your father's name was Gunder then?
That's what my mother says, but they didn't have much of a relationship, it was just one night.
Only one night? How cold...
I know, right? My mother deserved so much better.
ooh... you're unhappy with him then? Your father?
I've kind of let it go by this point. I just wish I could've met him.
What if I could grant that wish? What if i knew who it was, where he happens to be?
What's the cost? No god has ever done something for nothing.
Actually this is a selfish errand. So really, you are doing me a favor.
How is it selfish? I'd love to find out who my father is, but I'd also love to know how I'm doing you a favor.
Selfish because I'm lonelym and I want some company out by the sea. Will you come with me?
Sure, I like the ocean.
Do you? Why is that, may I ask?
I do. I grew up in a small fishing village, it's one of the few things left that reminds me of home.
Fascinating. Which fishing village was that?
These days, it's called Flåm.
Aaaah, I remember a place like that. I went there a long time ago...
I wouldn't be surprised, it's a fishing village, after all.
How much do you know about me?
Norse god of wealth, the sea, wind, and fishing. Father of Frey and Freya, sister of Frigg, son of Fjorgynn. Ex-husband of Skadi.
And Father of more. I have many demigod children as well. Did you know that?
I'd guessed you did, most deities have demigod children, so it's no surprise.
Yes! Like you!
Hold on WHAT
