anime voice: foolish

[muffled fall out boy plays in the background] Ali; enby femme; 30. strongest quality: malaise; ★★☆☆☆.

[alleesaur]

taking it day by day, or even half hour by half hour

[8xenon8]

do u think mlp ponies wear like. polo wraps n stuff?? I think that’d be real cute

[8xenon8]

neigh

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive

everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

[physticuffs]

schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it

[no-chill-at-all]

[buckx1700-deactivated20180808]

LMAO

[averagefairy]

there’s such a small and specific little margin of people in the timeline of human existence who will ever know who metro station was. old people don’t know…. future generations won’t know… it’s just us. we lived through shake it and shake it will die with us 

[sosuperawesome]

Ceramacist Brian Giniewski, on Instagram

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

[kadinnova]

Drippy potteryyyy

[littlealienproducts]

Cactus Plushie by uglyplants

[socialfoto]

Waterlily by Niklasphotose

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[shock]

new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf? 

if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails 

[shock]

THOR: RAGNAROK - 5/5, perfect score

NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE - 4.5/5, voiced by a dude who sounds really hot which gets a separate bonus, boosting the ranking by .5

TWILIGHT: THE LAST ONE - 5/5, their hands were giant 

THE JUNGLE BOOK - 5/5. lots of personality. look pretty cartoony and not believable, but i like it.

[shock]

INCEPTION. no wolves. 0/5. a disgrace of a movie.

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[bowtochris]

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

[thexfiles]

me: has had 2 good days in a row

my brain: It’s Time

me: for what

my brain: It’s Time

[sparrow-va]

you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETT–

[heatherkjc]

[doujinshi]

i love cats

[effington]

I’m crying laughing

[tokkeki]

章魚燒🐙

[tokkeki]

[8-bitfiction]

[deadwatered]