neyjay

i, too, would like some tubby toast

[halfiles]

what else am i supposed to do with this

i draw rarely

[skeptiiciizm]

dont make omegaverse mpreg hermes art dont make omegaverse mpreg hermes art dont make omegaverse mpreg hermes art dont make omegaverse mpreg hermes art dont make omegaverse mpreg hermes art

[halfiles]

looks like you finally received my brainwaves. i sent them a while ago, happy to see they made it

[schweppesu]

FIRST POST HERE im scared😱😱

well this is a gift for my friend. Inspired by those Alien Stage artworks by VIVINOS i saw on youtube

[skeptiiciizm]

Aphrollomes as Primavera by Botticelli

comments & reblogs are highly appreciated :3

[halfiles]

hhermes....wowww...

[skeptiiciizm]

PJO APOLLOMES!!!

suggestive warning i drew them very freaky in here… don’t look at me once you see this post

[halfiles]

hermes doodle....

[go-rocksquadsfan]

Petition to call Atlantius by this name or Atlantiades instead of the other name 1. out of respect for intersex folks and 2. because it's a way prettier name that's not a mouthful

[halfiles]

am i not woke enough or is this js unnecessary

[halfiles]

i just had a dream that netease released a dream skin for orpheus and it was called "snorpheus" and everyone fucking hated it so they had to remove it

[halfiles]

my cat really likes my apollo plush

[halfiles]

i dislike (hate is a strong word) apollo and hyacinthus meatriders...

like i get it, theyre great, but you don't HAVE to like them just because theyre gay. the people who overlook literally any other relationship just for the sake of apollo and hyacinthus (which believe me, i've met some.) piss me off so bad. i personally like the relationship myself, it's a nice, tragic story that really means something to a lot of people.

but yall, come on. i'm sick of constantly seeing (SOME!!!) people meatride the couple JUST because theyre gay. (kids at my school COUGH)

wake up and START DOING RESEARCH!! lgbtq rep is great, but NOT when it's repetitive!! not everything has to be about them!

this isn't hate to any apollo/hyacinthus liker, i love u guys but like. god i hate People

[notaclassicist]

ok but have you considered that maybe people just... like the story

[halfiles]

hello stranger from tumblr!!!! i dont know how to reply because im not tech savvy and u might not even see this

gonna preface by saying i was not trying to be hateful to anybody who passionately likes apollo/hyacinthus! i KNOW i worded this wrong and i wish i could have done it better but this post was very rushed!! it's mainly targeted to people at my school who like to fetishize gay men in ancient greece and it being all they talk about

but ya everything else i genuinely dont know what on earth i was on abt i just wanted to shit out a post because i havent in a while let me pray abt it

[halfiles]

i dislike (hate is a strong word) apollo and hyacinthus meatriders...

like i get it, theyre great, but you don't HAVE to like them just because theyre gay. the people who overlook literally any other relationship just for the sake of apollo and hyacinthus (which believe me, i've met some.) piss me off so bad. i personally like the relationship myself, it's a nice, tragic story that really means something to a lot of people.

but yall, come on. i'm sick of constantly seeing (SOME!!!) people meatride the couple JUST because theyre gay. (kids at my school COUGH)

wake up and START DOING RESEARCH!! lgbtq rep is great, but NOT when it's repetitive!! not everything has to be about them!

this isn't hate to any apollo/hyacinthus liker, i love u guys but like. god i hate People

[halfiles]

what if wouldnt you like was wouldnt you bike and its hermes teaching odysseus how to ride a bicycle

[yourordinarysinner]

love elliott but no I don’t wanna fuck nasty in your moldy spider filled cabin

[halfiles]

something i find funny is that thamyris is the son of philammon, who is a son of apollo, and thamyris competed against apollo for hyacinthus' love....he got his bf stolen by his LITERAL GRANDPA i dont take criticism

[mythological-mayhem]

Let's give it up for Hermaphroditus, the original intersex icon

Why isn't he talked about more he should be talked about more

[halfiles]

ok this is a bad take but tell me how yall truly believe hermaphroditus is a trans woman... as a trans person i just do not see it in any of his myths (not many myths tbh)...not to mention he was assaulted and took physical form of his assaulter in most versions, and then on was described as "two sexed" that doesnt sound like trans rep 💔 feel free to depict him how u want but stop giving him all these wack ass pronouns please (OR i could have completely missed something but until im educated i stand by my point)