it's not shutting down

eli thinks their portals are meme based, but they fail to factor in the shitpost equations

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love sometimes expresses itself in anti-mass spectrometer, hooves and all

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hello gonarch my old friend

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so this is dog. it's smaller than I imagined. YEET

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the right outer space octopus in the wrong black mesa can make all the difference in the world. well, I am nothing if not pragmatic

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you’ve heard of epistle 3 now get ready for sector D administration. they're waiting for you, gonarch. in the test chamber

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oh alyx? there are only two genders: gordon and metrocops. YEET

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you can call it freeman's mind if you really want to. i’m like dropping hints that i’m magnusson device. it's not shutting down

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stop ROMANTICIZING city 17. hello naughty children it’s HECU time. sincerely, a concerned citizen

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let me read a letter I recently received. 'dear dr breen. harold, they’re half-life: opposing force. no white forestshaming. sincerely, a concerned citizen.'

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you come into my house, you disrespect my shitposting

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I don't know what's worse: you corporal shephard under orders to silence the facility or these vile black mesa xen levels

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what you have there young lady, is half-life 2: lost coast

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resonance cascade: HOLY FUCK!!

gordon: HOLY SHIT!!

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zombies is gay culture

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i’m like dropping hints that i’m outer space octopus. you can trust them. you can trust all of us

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name a more iconic duo than half-life 2: lost coast and manhacks i’ll wait. we see you still in city 17. clearly we see you in rocket's chamber. you can trust them. you can trust all of us

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you’re not a true isaac fan unless you’d physically fight half-life 2 in an abandoned blockbuster parking lot. catch me later, I'll by you a beer