what a j0ke. @halfliife-archive - Tumblr Blog

i’ve moved this blog so that i can better keep track of it!! free still exists, his sideblog is just over here

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

i need a fightbuddy, which is like a fuckbuddy but instead of banging you fight. no strings attached just text me lemme know when it’s going down

xekstrin

guys always wanna be your fightbuddy but they never want to really commit. I need a man who’ll really be my rival. dedicate his WHOLE life to fighting me. I’m not here for this halfway bullshit.

rishkarn

You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the fight response. I want to see a character turn around to see the killer right there, scream in terror, and start punching them in the face repeatedly.

Self care is chugging a fifth of watermelon vodka and smoking 18 cigarettes at once and fighting your demons in the parking lot of your friends apartment with a wii remote after being crowned Beerio Cart champion for the fifth party in a row

catch me doing a perfect impressi0n of an R2 unit.

quelledquetzlcoatl-blog

absylphe

quelledquetzlcoatl:

here is a picture that i took of me that shows how i look like. if anyone uses this picture to harm me in any way or a curse i will curse you a lot more and stronger and harm you and you will die.

#called it.