Natural Twenty!

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[questbedhead]

whenever I try to explain Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III to @anonymousalchemist I feel like I never quite get across how insane he is. Like no collection of Percy facts is ever quite enough to delineate the madness of this anime dnd man. Percy once helped resurrect an innocent child by singing in the language of angels. Percy once ate a human soul on a whim. Percy took 26 points of damage using raw sodium to win a cannonball contest. Percy sleeps in pajamas that have a buttflap. Percy has been personally rejected by multiple gods. Percy worked on a fishing boat for a bit. Percy failed to re-sell his soul because he misunderstood infernal contract law. Percy always wanted to be a clockmaker. Percy is the youngest and most emotionally fraught member of his team. Percy has tricked his teammates and the fandom into thinking he's a voice of reason.

What I'm trying to say is, Percy is really The Most Character, Ever. He's even bisexual.

[crickwater]

nice setting brennan, did your mom make it for you?

[vethbrenatto]

It’s a new world order, motherfucker!

[gammaalanna]

[shadowhand-bastard]

Dear Briarwoods: give it up sweaty 💕 go back to the nursing home 😚😚

[thesadisticsiren]

#TravisComeBack

[stickandthorn]

Ashton “I don’t do friends” organizing the group icebreakers and buying everyone sandwiches- yeah sure you don’t buddy. I’m sure you don’t have friends. You’re so cool and friendless. Now go back to the house you live at with your multiple despondent punk queer definitely not friends who you give so much money to.

[viciousmollymaukery]

im so 🥺 over orym taking the time to ask imogen if there’s anything they can do to help with her unwilling mind reading situation. it’s so sweet and so touching and such a gentle way of making sure she’s taken care of.

[jibril-thelibraryangel]

Orym interrupting Matt’s closing lines just to establish that he was holding the sending stone REALLY hard until Dorian came back:

[vethbrenatto]

fellas is it gay to tuck a flower behind your bro’s ear and the flower is the perfect blue to match his skin and he bends down to let you put it in his hair because you’re only 3 feet tall and then he’s right next to your face and you-

[vethbrenatto]

Dorian: I’m on a journey finding myself

Ashton: I don’t know if I’ve ever been in love

Imogen: People can be cruel, family is complicated, and I’ve been lonely

Orym: My home has been messed with and I’m here to address that

FCG: *literally cannot remember or cannot vocalize their own past*

Laudna: I am between life and death, somewhere in the middle

Fearne: Stealing is fun! I like things!

[initiatedefenestration]

hey there delilah what’s it like in fucking hell please go back there very soon you’re so sexy but abominable

[triaelf9]

Oh deer… (bdum tsh) ^_-

[vethbrenatto]

I will treasure tiny Bertrand forever.

[jmercedesd]

All I can say is it’s a good thing Dorian’s a theater kid. XD

[phantomganon]

the queen is back !!!

[seanotturom]

blurry campaign 3 + text posts (i)

Laudna: Hot girl summer is over. It's time for scary woman winter.

Fearne: Your honor, I was just being a little silly.

Dorian: You wanna fight, huh? Okay, let's take this outside! The stars are so bright tonight. The moon looks so nice. Hold my hand.

Orym: Do I deserve back pain at this age?

Ashton: God, I hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny.

F.C.G.: What's the cheat code for stable mental health.

Imogen: You ever wake up from a dream like, "Damn, I guess I'm not coping with that as well as I thought I was."

Bertrand: While you were hitting the Juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, I died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. And my body was never found again.

[mikerowave-writes]

Fearne: says some crazy bullshit that probably doesn’t even mean anything cause she’s a fey and just says whatever she wants

me and half the people on this site: