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Han/Del | 25 | she/her | Critical Role, Star Wars, cats, and other assorted miscellany from your local ADHD goblin. What’s a sideblog? || ⧉ || *𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕣-𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖! I tag CR by episode and #cr3 spoilers or #exu spoilers as appropriate until the following Thursday. || ⧉ || [Profile ID: The banner is an expanse of outer space in green. The avatar (created by me) is a bust of Marisha Ray on a light green background with the Cobalt Soul emblem barely visible in silver. /end ID]

[i-need-to-remake-my-blog]

casting spell of no-pain and no-fatigue on my mutuals. also giving you each a blanket with your favorite color and texture. ily guys. especially you autists

[granma-sweetie]

ok i’m curious. georg. on tumblrs opinion of this

wearing a necklace while you are sleeping?

yes

no

situationally (specify in tags)

secret fourth option (in the tags)

Voting ended onMar 9, 2023

sswgdjdhshdsample size

[academicssay]

I’ve got 99 problems, and being on Tumblr when I should be writing makes one more so now it’s 100 I guess

[howiseegradschool]

Staying home to write all week

[seanotturom]

[ID: Animated .gif cycling through screencaps of a man slumped in different positions in his living room. The caption of each reads some variation of, “Sweatpants Sunday,” “Sweatpants Monday,” etc. and the changes in lighting, t-shirts, and clutter corroborate the passage of time. /end ID]

[feral-ballad]

In this universe we are given two gifts: the ability to love, and the ability to ask questions. Which are, at the same time, the fires that warm us and the fires that scorch us.

Mary Oliver, from Upstream: Selected Essays

[pinene]

Compilation of tumblr users getting upset at decoy videos/posts/links:

Keep reading

[misojohnist]

finally came up with a good poll idea so, for posterity:

Which of these fucked up short stories commonly read in American English literature classes impacted you the most?

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas by Ursula K. Le Guin

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge by Ambrose Bierce

I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Desiree's Baby by Kate Chopin

A Rose for Emily by William Faulkner

The Nine Billion Names of God by Arthur C. Clarke

The Most Fucked Up Story Not Here Listed (Tag, Comment, or Reblog to Add)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

How many blankets do u sleep with?

0

1

2

3

4

5+

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

If u vote pls reblog :)

[inkstaindusk]

Just told my dad about how in high school they would tell us to run the mile without teaching us how beforehand and he was appalled

[inkstaindusk]

Now I'm kinda curious and also have polls so

fellow usamericans choose something in high school that you didn't realize was fucked up until you were an adult

7:30am class

0 period

30-minute lunch (bonus points if it took 15min just to buy lunch)

cafeteria "food"

$100 ap exams that don't even count towards your grade

the sign out system to go to the bathroom

whatever the fuck was going on in the hallways

the stress induced pains

The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressiv

other (elaborate in the notes)

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

[prof-grace-aspen]

Honorary mention: the fucking pledge of allegiance.

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

what... what the fuck is this country? are these for real, like the norm there?

[dykebluejay]

without regard for its actual meaning. what color is the word chartreuse to you?

red

orange

yellow

green

blue

purple

brown

other/you’re insane it’s just chartreuse

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

i have a very specific (and wrong <3) color in mind for it & my entire family thinks i’m nuts so let’s settle this. to me it is deep red

[pixeljade]

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!

The Goblet Nearest You

The Goblet Nearest Me

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[seanotturom]

Image ID: Screencap from The Princess Bride in which the Man in Black sits in front of two goblets laid out for his battle of wits with Vizzini. /end ID

[stele3]

“queer not as being about who you are having sex with, that can be a dimension of it, but queer as being about the self that is at odds with everything around it and has to invent and create and find a place to speak and to thrive and to live.”

-bell hooks

[mortalityplays]

not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.

[degusart]

new party who dis?

lmao I havent done ink in a long time, but during today's first Pf 2e game run by the wonderful @recoveringrevenant. I drew all of the PCs I'm really pleased with how this came out! Depictions in this drawing aren't accurate to their actual size/height. Verity is 2ft and Claiton is 7, so I had to moosh.

featureing the PCs of:Verity @dont-fuck-me-gil, Eeiuff @werepaladin, Lash @seanotturom, Clayton | Ian, Kirsi | Rhea, and Rossein belongs to me :)

[noots-scanlations-deactivated20]

Hello everyone, although I wouldn't have expected to post stuff like this, this is a time of dire need.

At around 4 AM GMT+3, an earthquake hit the southern provinces of Türkiye: Kahramanmaraş and Hatay with the power of 7.8

The largest earthquake ever recorded in the region since 1939.

People were't able to escape as they were sleeping, there is over 5k injured right now and the estimated death count surpasses 16k.

The entire army and the special forces have been directed to the area to aid the rescue effort with many nations directing aid to Türkiye.

There is literal people, sharing their and their family's locations on Twitter, under the tons of rubble for the authorities to find them. over 140 THOUSAND building are reduced to dust and foreign report that the damage costs are estimated around 3 billion USD.

As a Turkish citizen myself, although thankfully not affected by it due to living far more west, I am devastated and exhausted by this. That my nation who is already struggling from many angles, stuck by such a natural disaster that affects so many people. It's just so exasperating.

For the ones who are eligible, I really really urge that you donate to the Turkish Red Cresent and AFAD (The Turkish Disaster and Emergency Management Office) to help the thousands and thousands of people struggling for their lives. I will be personally donating also and they accept donations in USD and Euros. For the ones not available to donate, plase share this post around more communities so we can spread the awareness of the situation to more people. I am linking the necessary websites below. (THE WEBISTES HAVE AN ENGLISH OPTION IN THE TOP RIGHT)

Stay safe everyone

-nootnoot#0109

Afet Acil Durum Bağışı

Kızılay, Afet-Acil Durum Bağış ve Yardımları ile afetzedelerin “beslenme, giyinme, barınma, ısınma, hijyen ve sağlık” gibi hızlı çözümler ür

https://www.afad.gov.tr/depremkampanyasi2

[stjudy]

these are all official websites of organisations that we know will be part of the rescue, and if you have more please share for all the areas and countries that’s affected by the earthquake.

Donation | AKUT Search and Rescue Association | Turkish USAR Team

Donation | AKUT Search and Rescue Association | Turkish USAR Team

Donate | IFRC

Support to the IFRC is not just support to one organization, but to the world’s largest humanitarian network—known and trusted in virtually

Ahbap Platformu Resmi Sitesi

Ahbap İyilik Hareketi: Sevginin ve gerçeğin peşindeyiz.

(please keep in mind 1$ = 18₺ , 1€ = 20₺ as for now, even one donation means something)

[chronicallyuniconic]

📢🗣️ In case anyone doesn't know, in the UK, warm home discount has changed & you have to ring 0800 107 8004 to apply for the £150 discount, instead of going via your supplier 📢🗣️

You will need your electricity account information available & you only have until the 28th February 2023.

Lines open 8am to 6pm.

✨Share to your low income friends & family so they can stay warm for the rest of the winter without having to worry about debt. We can do this together✨

[degusart]

You die and these MFs are the ones who greet you WDYD?

descriptions in alt, close-ups, and bios under the cut

"Red", She/He, Brass knuckles, poisoned dagger

Lazarus: He/Him, twin double-bladed sickles. Stabbed through the chest.

Joan: She/Her Curved glave, throat slashed.

Haddock, they/he, magic, hung by the neck.

Caine, Good/Boy, teeth, poisoned

Paddie, it/any, man-catcher, fungal infection.