my heart’s an autoclave

penny. 27, she/they. it’s late, i’m drunk and a little bit in love

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[halfvigilante]

scylla = shawn michaels charybdos = marty jannetty does that make sense

[halfvigilante]

new rule: if a server breaks a glass, and a customer says “opa” or any variation thereof, the server gets full rights to take one item from said customer’s purse or wallet or general personal belongings

[girlballs-archive]

Fat bitches frotting

[girlballs-archive]

sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation

[im-mender]

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

[halfvigilante]

sublime if they were straight: i don’t practice suckin peena, i don’t need to gargle balls

[dogpuppy]

welcome back finger your buthole thursdatgy

Who the fuck is that

[tockthewatchdog]

[papasmoke]

You're telling me we're all stuck with baby yoda for the rest of our lives?????? Someone fucking shoot him!

[papasmoke]

FUCK YOU PUT ME IN YOUR TAG

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[captain-price-returns]

All time great.

[luisonte]

Mientras tanto el pez

[cummunistbussy]

[longseasons]

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Settings > My Pillhead Uncle > Configure My Pillhead Uncle

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[beemovieerotica]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

carcuterie

[straycatj]

ここで　まってたのよ

I"m waiting for you here ...

[finder-plus]

[micromontage]

I'm like if a

Who cares. Let's run away. I don't care anymore