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briiilovesyou

aropride

i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

valtsv

can i bite you

only if it’s gay and you promise to be weird about it

outofcontextkingofthehill

falsedetective

YEAH HANK

tekkenjournalist

Im learning tekken combos

ceasarslegion

I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

ceasarslegion

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

ceasarslegion

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

ceasarslegion

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

ceasarslegion

essence of ronald reagan

ceasarslegion

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

ceasarslegion

I CHANGED MY MIND NOTHING COULD COMPARE TO WHATEVERS IN THE AREA 51 DEL TACO

assiraphales

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

assiraphales