Tales of the Two-Faced Jester

The thrills and chills that crawl over skin, the sweat that beads right after you've sinned. Alone in dark, I stare in this mirror, heart pounding fast as my fate draws nearer. Dare I not to speak his name, for fear is all there is to gain. "Hallow King, I call your name, label me fool and free to game."

[hallowedking]

Then again, I’ve always been a liar.

I decided to come back. My darkness has been more black than vanta, obviously I need to post about it.

I’m just a plain white flower in a bed of other similar white flowers. I kind of look like the others, only I’m poisonous. A white pseudo orchid with it’s fangs poised for the perfect strike.

I think my favorite thing that I missed about this site is how I could say anything and get away with it because no one pays attention, and you know something? I just really need that right now.

So my heart has been pummeled to pieces. Er... well, if I could call that mangled mess of a thing a heart. (*art of my heart coming soon!) I’m not much of an artist so don’t judge it whenever it comes in. If you do, I’ll give you a round of applause for being the perfect asshole.

...Wait, I seem to have lost track, where the fuck was I going with this?

...hm.

Oh! That’s right! Prattling.

Oh you little nag of a shit. You have no idea what you planted, but someday, you’ll reap what you sow and it’ll be so nasty, I’m not kidding when I say I’ll be hard over it for a while. Isn’t fap material great? And the best part is it comes with a good meal. Misery does tastes so sweet when soured.

My only regret is not being able to watch the infection spread. I had to be away from you with this one, but trust me when I say I’d gamble my debts higher if it meant I could be right next to you and just watch.

This message is to victim 32. Sure, you aren’t dead yet, but I’ve already counted you on my long list of corpses because no matter what, you’re going to pick the wrong flower. I know you like I know my way around a good— oh. Right. Tumblr’s terms of service. Fucking censorship.

I know what you’re thinking. “Oh Jaxx! Why did you kill again?!” I’ve been acting out because THAT SON OF A BITCH PROMISED TO FIX ME AND HE TOSSED ME AWAY. I was too much to take care of. He bit off more than he could chew, doesn’t he know that doing that only makes him look like a pig? Whatever. It’s not my fault she’s going to die. I was just trying to vent. I am only human, right? Well. Use to be, but you get where I’m going with this.

Ugh. I HATE how much you dug your filthy fingers into this rotting piece of shit I wish I could call a heart. It smells like death and you still took it and now it’s fond of you. What the fuck took you so long to realize it was trash? You’re a real bastard, you know that? Every victim after 72 is going to be YOUR FAULT. I hope it weighs on you even though you’re probably as heartless as I am.

You suck.

Please come back.

[hallowedking]

Well fuck this shit I guess.

I’m about as NSFW as you get and I know when I’m not welcomed. I’ll be packing my things and taking my leave in a few days. Not really sure what other sites could possibly be out there for extreme souls like me, but I gotta say, it’s feeling more and more oppressing these days for those on the dark side. All in all, we need to stop shunning the darker things, the taboos. There is nothing wrong with liking porn or BDSM or drawing explicit art or whatever the fuck else. Even if people draw questionable things, it’s fictional and people need to learn to tell the difference and understand that drawn taboos are not synonymous with the artist actually doing those things in real life. It’s an expression. Always has been, always will be. So good luck Tumblr. You just lost yourself money. Enjoy your grave with Livejournal, Myspace and FanFiction.Net like the oppressive little shit-baby you are. 

[halloween-hallows]

Autumn moodboard// Dark Autumn

[hallowedking]

Shit, I love these.

[ghoulsandgarlic]

[crisp-season]

follow my ig: taydederick for my adventurous fall photos 

[hallowedking]

It’s fucking coming. Pumpkin day.

[foodstain]

[fartinonfaces]

please let me go here when i die

[funohtrixpointnever-deactivated]

[revanhart]

@hallowedking

[hallowedking]

Yessssssssssssssssssss. I can’t lie, when I said that out loud it came out more like “yeshhh” because I started drooling half way through saying it.

[darkoctober]

leaves are falling all around // it’s time i was on my way // thanks to you i’m much obliged for such a pleasant stay // but, now it’s time for me to go // the autumn moon lights my way

[hallowedking]

Ohh. Spoopy.

[assassin1513]

•Red Galaxy• •Lockscreens• •Edits made by me :)•

[hallowedking]

Oh my balls, yes. Give me all the red.

[alastairbgray]

Warm evenings

[hallowedking]

Oh god, yes...

[sweetoothgirl]

Skillet Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Tagalong Brownie Sundaes

[hallowedking]

Oh, sin...

[zarcazem]

Whoever told you to be yourself gave you the worst advice possible.

Unknown (via zarcazem)

I could think of a few people I can apply this too. 

[hpconversations]

There’s a line between sassy and bitchy and I cross it every day.

Pansy Parkinson (via hpconversations)

[cowboyhudsons]

[hallowedking]

Fucking Cupid: Hey, Jaxx! Sounds just like you!

Me: 

[garfdied]

me: hmmm…… … .. .i’m feeling…. Impulsive,,

literally everyone in my life: i hear u and i sympathize but whatever you’re thinking about doing please consider the consequences before–

me:

[revanhart]

@chaoticallydelicious

or @hallowedking

both fit

[hallowedking]

*reblogs x50,000xpi*

[elefantes-de-muchos-colores]

[hallowedking]

This is so....satisfying...

[hallowedking]

I’ll agree this may be the only thing we have in common, cupid.

[wanderlusteurope]

Schonbrunn, Vienna

[hallowedking]

Shit, I love autumn.

[hellocozysundaymorning-deactiva]

[hallowedking]

I miss it already.