The Land of Geekery.

WARNING: This is an Adult(...ish) blog. Therefore Penis and Butts will be seen, click away if such things offend you.

[nessa007]

“I realise this is a very dumb video. But guess what? You fucking clicked on it.” Happy 33rd Birthday, Jenna Marbles! (15th September, 1986)

[halpando]

“you cant hear gifs”

first of all i can tell you hate fun....

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

[halpando]

IM VERY INTO THIS THOUGH

[heartstoppercomic]

[everyonesastar13]

This is everything

[andyxguzman]

I’m sitting here trying not to cry in public because this was so fucking beautiful

[xdgxrduh-deactivated20210115]

this was SO CUTE

[halpando]

BUT LIKE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I WANT TO KNOW

[weaverdev]

Made a quick breakdown of the GeccTecc™

[the-bubble-jesus]

cube

[argumate]

give him the cube

[halpando]

game freak could learn from this

[muneco]

does anyone else have a drink that u just go crazy when u have it ? like i pour myself apple juice and it’s gone in 3 seconds because i can’t control myself around it

rb & tag what drink u can’t have around u for more than 5 seconds

[halpando]

White people are ugly

change my mind.....

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

me at work

[itsthegovt]

This all was within a week?!?! Lmaooooo

[halpando]

have you ever worked in a store?

[better-positive-memes]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

friend: what’s wrong? do you wanna talk about it?

me:

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White girl “beauty guru” youtubers when someone exposes them for their shitty behavior, Colorized

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[godwasthefirstthotslayer]

Yeah cus you never use it

[bvbblebeam]

[fwuitgummi]

(x)

[halpando]

GIVE THIS BITCH A FUCKING CONTRACT but also make sure whoever is in charge of the contract doesnt try and pull a Dr luke on her because she deserves the best in life

[ethernalium-deactivated20191103]

[halpando]

look, Tidus is a Jock and if you went to Highschool you know Jocks arent that bright...

[dermiej]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUALL

BOTTOMS UP

[halpando]

clearly being in The System worked poorly for Squall

if only his parents didnt die

[brigittepaulin]

[eyeimagery]

i saw this and couldnt believe there was no audio

[halpando]

The Feeling of Anal Vibrators. ~A Dramatization~

[michonnegrimes]

[sunshineoptimismandangels]

Yes she does. She just asked who you were and looked you over.

x

[halpando]

YEA BUT IMAGINE A LEGEND like bernadette peters knowing who you are at all. youd deny it too

[cheermeupthankyou]

IF I HAD A BIBLE IT WOULD READ LIKE THIS

[halpando]

WHAT

SHOW

IS THIS