HAM7000

Tee Hee I’m a Bee

[ham7000]

Dinosaur chicken nuggets is the key to stopping global warming!

[idratherlivefreetofail]

Seán McLoughlin, the kind of mad lad who buys an actual real bell for the sake of an inside joke! :D

[ham7000]

He is the ALL MIGHTY MYSTICAL POTATO BELL RINGER!!!! All shall bow down. *dramatic spud music plays*

[ham7000]

I...I just....wanted you to see this!

For no apparent reason. Enjoy!

[ham7000]

I don’t know if it is the same for you buuuut...When ever I have opened the microwave, it continues to beep; until it is done beeping.

It’s like...TeeHee even thought you have opened my body I will still scream. Ya know?

[grimthesunflower]

Teacher cole is underrated

[nalascat]

@ham7000

[ham7000]

I can’t...my heart....to precious!!!

AHAHSISISJDSKSJDNSKSKSK

[loserweeb]

He’s amoNG US….. in tHE FLESH……,

[goddess-palutena]

[ham7000]

Me when my crush looks at me

[bugjamboree-deactivated20200812]

wh when did this update happen

[nalascat]

@ham7000

[ham7000]

Oh My MINECRAFT!!!!

The heavens have opened up, to give us this holy video!!!

[ham7000]

All I want in life is:

Happy marriage

A pet Elk

And enough money for chicken nuggets

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[anaxxalex]

Give me a doot doot

[howellerino]

doot doot me up daddy

[beyondfangirl-deactivated201808]

see if its works…..

[bigcatattackk-blog]

I want a fucking doot doot

[muscularboar]

please

[ham7000]

GIVE ME THE DOOT DOOT!!!

[weaver-z]

Things the Dora movie confirms but NEVER explains

The entire Incan pantheon of gods exists

Boots is probably the earthly incarnation of an Incan monkey god

Diego has dysentery

While the talking map and the backpack are just part of Dora’s active imagination, Swiper is a real actual living speaking anthropomorphic fox

Swiper works for a real gang with a high body count

An immortal and vastly powerful tribe of Incan sorcerers is alive and guarding a massive golden temple

Thousands of people have died searching for the temple

Dora is legitimately a supergenius

Dora is proficient with many weapons, including the yoyo

Dora is physically capable of outrunning an elephant stampede

You know what Dora is probably a god incarnate too

[sonicrainbooms]

diego has

What

[hidingoutbackstage]

THAT’S WHAT YOU FOCUS ON?

[sonicrainbooms]