’Cause I’m Havin A Good Time

Havin a good time

[not-safe-for-democracy]

[r-bearr]

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[mostlyvoidpartlyplants]

[itscooleo]

@zirconfusion

[angstalottle]

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

[thewriterofawesomeness]

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

[exodushero]

[tallwife]

due to personal reasons i will be happy

[memewhore]

[naturaekos]

“If flowers can teach themselves how to bloom after winter passes, so can you.”

— Noor Shirazie (via minuty)

[yonceeknowles]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[self-healing]

enough with fantasizing! go out and do! reject being paralyzed by fear!

[capacity]

[suzcatonmars]

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

[lowercaseknife]

It’s February but idc

[miedriwesley]

Just give me money plz. In the words of Murcury: I WANT IT ALL

[crossbeams]

[portaltwo-deactivated20190224]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[coffins-archive-deactivated2019]

no offense but  where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need…I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the en-

[sparreauxchirps]

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

[sparreauxchirps]

Livin the life.

[sparreauxchirps]

[bluedew12]

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

[bluedew12]

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

[bluedew12]

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

[gunmax-no]

These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

[teenagerposts]

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

[lesbiansinthegarden]

FYI

100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do

500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be