temptation to dye my hair blond increasing

28 | he/they/it

[juliander]

There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me

[grimeclown]

diva down

[calware]

i love queen so much it still pisses me off that spam-tony or whoever the hell got more popular than her

[tall]

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[legov7]

[realdonkeykong]

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

[slugspoon]

hello plushie enthusiasts - i've created a cilantro trading discord server for those who are interested in trading the cilantro blind bags + other related plushies! i also have emotes i've been uploading for use as well

gain access here

[slugspoon]

some emotes i made for the trading server

[bearie]

i got raptured #lol #goodbye!!!

[copperbadge]

My favorite part of this monstrosity is the auto-generated question at the bottom. What size items fit inside? Babe what size items do you have?

Also "versatile for gym". Imagine rocking up to your gym and dropping this next to your locker. Unhinged.

[forgivenessissupposedtobeearned]

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

[vee-dmsr]

[psych-is-the-name]

[kickair8p]

So I saw a photo of this hexagon tile floor . . .

The blurb said the shot was taken in Granada, Spain, by Agneta Fondén.  No other info, so I have no idea how old, etc.  There's a game (from 1988) that uses a similar pattern on one of its pieces, but this could predate it by at least a thousand years  — or not.  But the pattern intrigued me, so I made a texture map and used Blender's geometry nodes (no generative AI) to set up a hexagon grid with random rotations for the tiles:

That's all done with a single design:

You'd think this would have a name, right?  (For its historical use as an architectural / decor tile — although I've found out more about its use in games, that's not what I'm looking for.)  Like the Penroses do (and no, it's not one of those).  But I've had no luck finding it, or any other info.  Any (human only, please) help?

Crossposted to Pillowfort and Dreamwidth.

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[fallout-lou-begas]

if i am not a princess then i am still far too effete to be a knight and yet maid is hardly right either. i believe that in the presence of outranking princessgirls i would take on a sort of "royal wizard" type role that is responsible for spells and wards and such and my locomotion through the castle would absolutely involve teleporting in and out of environmental shadows

[mandate-transgenderism]

my royal magus, can u fetch my appy juice from the pantry,,, is too far :(

[fallout-lou-begas]

nothing is beyond my power... should you be the one to ask for it, your highness

[mandate-transgenderism]

🧃😌

[justarandomart]

'kips!!

winner of this poll :)