temptation to dye my hair blond increasing

28 | he/they/it

[juliander]

There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me

[puyopuyo]

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here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

[mummygirltummy]

what a horse considers play is business to a monkey. but to tom? its all foolery

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[vaspider]

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

[grimeclown]

diva down

[calware]

i love queen so much it still pisses me off that spam-tony or whoever the hell got more popular than her

[tall]

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[legov7]

[realdonkeykong]

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

[slugspoon]

hello plushie enthusiasts - i've created a cilantro trading discord server for those who are interested in trading the cilantro blind bags + other related plushies! i also have emotes i've been uploading for use as well

gain access here

[slugspoon]

some emotes i made for the trading server

[bearie]

i got raptured #lol #goodbye!!!

[copperbadge]

My favorite part of this monstrosity is the auto-generated question at the bottom. What size items fit inside? Babe what size items do you have?

Also "versatile for gym". Imagine rocking up to your gym and dropping this next to your locker. Unhinged.

[forgivenessissupposedtobeearned]

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

[vee-dmsr]

[psych-is-the-name]