temptation to dye my hair blond increasing

28 | he/they/it

[juliander]

There will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me

[despazito]

11 year old me coming home from school and watching mystery diagnosis until i got scared

[gopyxp]

look at this thang

[x]

[cheddar-baby]

well, time to die

[userfish]

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

[gardengnosticator]

using my one wish willow to make all cigarettes healthy and yummy for people

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw a political campaign ad on TV that had been running for 1500 years. The guy in it was running for the Roman Senate.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[waywardconsultingtimelady]

The Sears commericial has only been running for 1,499 years

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

Living creatures like your pet don't count

[flowerbleedme]

this xkcd joke is completely hilarious without context. just the way the guy wordlessly steps back towards it

[beardedmrbean]

perfection

[dgalerab]

walkin my normal dog

[kosmogrl]

one of these days I’ll feel fine and wonder what the well I was so worried for

[n3ptuuune]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[nedlittle]

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

[nedlittle]

another one bites the dust

[boomvagynamite]

List of other people who also suck for this reason:

Bill Nighy

Hugh Laurie

James McAvoy

John Lithgow

Katherine Parkinson

Keira Knightley

Kit Harrington

Leo Woodall

Mackenzie Crook

Mathew MacFadyen

Matt Berry

Nick Frost

Paul Whitehouse

Peter Serafinowicz

Riz Ahmed

Shirley Bassey

Simon Armitage

Simon Pegg

Stephen Fry

Stephen Mangan

Warwick Davis

[traycakes]

'Black Mirror' director turns down offer to work on 'Harry Potter' series: "Absolutely fucking not"

Black Mirror director Ally Pankiw rejected an opportunity to work on HBO's Harry Potter series because of J.K. Rowling's views on gender. 

"It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia"

[istandonsnowpiles]

Bus Parking Only

Shot on Cinestill 800T

[libraford]

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

[libraford]

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

[libraford]

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[goldensunset]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor