i can make myself worse

lil calico critter

[rigormortem]

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

[repetitionandvariation]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[treecitysessions]

They should invent a person who is sexually attracted to you and also cares about you as a person

[ur-favorite-plaything]

so blessed to have the latter but… I just want to be used as a toy sometimes

[treecitysessions]

Oh okay bc we were all wondering

[ghostofava]

god i need something so bad. but what is it

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

[sapphling]

nobody lures you into the fog anymore

[churlfriend]

who's with me

[batmanego]

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

[zackisontumblr]

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

[zackisontumblr]

every? day??

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[evidentlyeddie]

[larval-tear]

let’s deprive me of everything and see what happens

[rcktpwr]

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

[rcktpwr]

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[22even]

This is where I post from btw if you even care