what time is it? ITS HAMMER TIME.

you can do it too/shut up and let me drive deedee, she/they

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they're really feeling the miami heat aren't they

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silly season for team principals two races into the season. f1 is back.

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why do all these f1 dads (with the exception of lando's) refuse to outright praise their sons? every word is a psychic assault on international television

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LEWIS PODIUM BRITCEDES PODIUM KIMI WIN MERCEDES BOYS ON TOP WE ARE BACK

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max took daniel's number and his propensity for misfortune.

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max getting big dawged by ollie bearman was not on my bingo card

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ferrari finally realizing that pitting during safety car is indeed a smart strategy

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what the actual fuck is going on in the house of the red bulls?

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watching the cars race and drivers be actual menaces after years of car parades...oh how i wished for these days

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this is going to be a race between 17 out of 22 cars by the looks of it

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how the fuck was the haas above both red bulls?

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predictably forgot about sprint and woke up to the whole house on fire what even happened?

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honest to god guys, i would celebrate but this race felt like my first one because when i tell you did not understand a single thing they said about battery and deployment

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i genuinely was so flabbergasted by the 4 dnfs I couldn't even look away from the screen to pick up my phone to blog

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rewatched q3 and that merc pace is insane...GR1 banner incoming

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lewis hamilton is never wrong, just early

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lol never mind about the whole being back thing