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[30minutememes]

[xxxtictacion]

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Do you have any advice for a Leo?

Yeah calm down

[unclefather]

me watching men kiss on tv

[mens-rights-activia]

you: bobby pins me, an intellectual: Robert Clasps

[swarnpert]

thoughts on being gay?

recommend

[okayysophia]

2018

[sandandglass]

[generalbriefing-blog]

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here

[hambargar-blog]

how come my heart is telling me that I am in love?????? my brain is trying to tell it to calm down but it's not working

[hambargar-blog]

one time my friend was high and took notes on lil dicky's "pillowtalking" and now we're having a conversation where I'm defending brain bc he called him dumb :(

[hambargar-blog]

“Only I would wear a full face of makeup for a day spent in the car” -medium coverage foundation that got on the outside of her lips -one shade of eyeshadow -mascara -that’s literally it -no lipstick or gloss that would complete the “full face” of makeup AND fix the foundation thing ????

[hambargar-blog]

I was video chatting with one of my exs yesterday and at one point he got really focused and stared at the screen with a little smile. I thought we were having a moment and I said "what?" He said "sorry I was looking at memes"

[hambargar-blog]

do u ever meet someone and say "wow we seem very compatible" but they are dating someone

[hambargar-blog]

I'm hanging out with the boy I like tomorrow

[hambargar-blog]

I'm so mad I have this friend who always tried to do vape tricks on her snapchat story but all it is is her blowing out smoke and inhaling some of it through her nose and then blowing out the rest very weakly from her mouth and then looking vey satisfied and Nonchalant Not Your Average Girl™ at the end

[hambargar-blog]

Here's the mini story: this guy was drunk and I was babysitting him, then we ended up sleeping in our friend's apartment with four other friends. I left my phone near him while I was talking to the other friends and also I thought he was passed out, but I guess not. I grabbed my phone and I saw all these texts, and there were some that were incoming. A while later I went to set my alarm because I had work the next day, and I saw that he had really set my alarm for 8:15. We went on a date the next day and it was good but the situation was weird for reasons unrelated to these texts and we went back to friends like we were before pretty much immediately. The end.

[hambargar-blog]

“I’ll give you the space you need” –> calls me two times in a row because she just wants to chat about nothing in particular and also texts me several times if i dont respond within like 20 minutes and also sends me six snaps in a row over the course of the entire day without me responding to any of them