gonna start swinging

i'm john (he/she interchangeably or just he/him) and i'm. um. i like video games. i also talk a lot. 💙 @comedypolice for discourse, @aceendermen for minecraft.

[whatnobrono]

im at that point of an artists day

.where a drawing feels like

nothing is working.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

fixed it 👍

[drspooksly]

I made a wretched little beast. I call him the glongus.

[drspooksly]

more of this digusting horror

[girltimeswithscar]

i drew fanart of the glongus. glungus and its glungitos

[drspooksly]

OH MY GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU

[vnamarket]

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[skunkes]

I need a tiered loft bed that has a “ceiling” of sorts on top of the bed part because i want the free space under the bed that comes with a loft bed, but the Cozy Cave feeling of sleeping in the bottom bunk of a bunk bed

[skunkes]

Just found out about bed tents JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

[skunkes]

i need this set up for enrichment or ill d*e

[gretchensinister]

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

[schizm-deactivated]

yeah

[kangals]

look I understand it’s the internet and whatever but i am begging you guys to understand: if you try to be playfully/sarcastically mean-spirited to someone who you have zero established relationship with, 99/100 times you will just come across as an asshole.

[lowpolyanimals]

Kabuki from Doubutsu no Mori

[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[aurosoulart]

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

(I’ve also uploaded this version of the design to INPRNT, Society6, and Redbubble)

[blowjob-horseguy]

You shouldn't have to choose between being happy and being respected as the gender you are

[infinitebutthurt]

There is nothing funnier to me than the fact that DJ Khaled announced that he wouldn't eat pussy then less than a week later did THIS at an owl performance

[raptorific]

I want you to know that I was in the live audience for this and not only was it very obvious that nobody told him what he was performing at (which is why he kept saying shit like "WHEN I WAS ASKED TO PERFORM AT... THIS EVENT. I KNEW I HAD TO BE PART OF IT!") but this man does not know how to work a crowd of people who are not already fans of his. It was absolutely dead silence from the crowd. At one point he yelled "WHEN I SAY DJ, YOU SAY KHALED! DJ!" and awaited a response that did not come from absolutely anyone, and then, by some desperate hope, once again yelled "DJ!" and someone yelled back "WHY DON'T YOU EAT PUSSY" and it was so quiet otherwise that it would've been impossible for him to not hear it. However uncomfortable the broadcast of this was, the live performance was a thousand times worse. If I were a famous musician and ever gotten an audience reception that bad, I would retire from the public eye completely and forever

[raptorific]

@miah-but-horny

Sorry you somehow find it unbelievable that someone online went to a sporting event and heard someone yell something funny at the stage, but this one's real. Here's a photograph I took from the audience:

Here's a photograph of me, in the audience, with a cosplayer working the event:

Here's a timestamped screenshot of me describing this terrible performance to my girlfriend, live from the audience:

Here's my ticket to the event with sensitive information about my friend who bought it redacted out:

So if you have some doubt that in a stadium full of 20,000 nerds, almost all of whom knew DJ Khaled ONLY from the Eating Pussy discourse that had literally just happened, one of them loudly referenced it during his performance, that's a YOU problem.

[citrineghost]

Absolutely SLAMMED with those receipts

[desultory-suggestions]

Food is meant to be enjoyed. It is not solely about nutrition. It’s also an joyful, social, cultural experience. You deserve to eat for the sake of enjoyment.

[ambiguations]

River otters are back in Chicago! The once decimated native population is thriving.

Thirty years ago, scientists estimated only 100 of the slick mammals were left in Illinois. Now, more than 20,000 are traversing waterways across the state.

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

money saving tip: wait 3 years to play a video game

[fury-brand]

Saw a post and I didn't like that person's opinions.

[death-rebirth-senshi]

And you're being so brave about it

[fury-brand]

And I'm being SO brave about it!!