@hampsdesu

im stuck with this username now

[areus-in-a-little-cave]

[nerdreamer]

[kosmogrl]

what’s not meant for me kills me a thousand times every day

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

[loveridden1999]

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

[ceruleanheaven]

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[northirish]

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

[anglaised]

i hope every straight woman on the planet realizes she doesnt have to date shitty guys or guys at all for that matter seriously being single is better than whatever this is

[herssian]

getting interested in your own story is always goofy because guess what has to happen for you to get more content, you silly, silly bitch

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it