hammi

hellooooooooooooooo i am an artist ｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟSocials ｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ ･:⚝:･. [IbisPaint] .･:⚝:･

[skelekin]

Had to put something together to commemorate 20 years of Neil banging out those tunes!!!

[hampterfloof]

@rat-detector-24-official

[potatobugz]

game of the year

[foopsie-daisy]

Game of the year

[hampterfloof]

Tf am i doing rn

[hampterfloof]

sometimes i feel like a 19 year old stuck in a 32 year olds body but in reality im a 19 year old stuck in a 19 year olds body and i just WANNA LEAVE LET ME OUT LEMME GO

[hampterfloof]

Do you have the time

to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?

I am one of those melodramatic fools -- neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it. sometimes I give myself the creeps... sometimes my mind plays tricks on me. It all keeps adding up! I think I'm cracking up. Am I just paranoid or am I just stoned? I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams... she said it's a lack of sex that's bringing me down?? I went to a whore. He said my life's a bore, so quit my whining cause it's bringing her down. :( ssometimes I give myself the creeps... sometimes my mind plays tricks on me. It all keeps addingup. I think I'm cracking up. Am I just paranoid? I don't know...

[hampterfloof]

IDK- I got bored and drew this little meme template ahh thing. I had way too much fun putting in text snippets from random dumbass convos or ai responses.

i feel like there's gotta be some profound use for it i just haven't discovered yet and probably never will :d

[hampterfloof]

Are you me???

NO ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT OR NOT

[hampterfloof]

IDEK anymore.

I just couldn't get that f---ing rat off my mind for the past few hours. It was like 3 AM. T^T

[hampterfloof]

Look! A silly man in a silly perspective all lowkey-like. Can you believe it??

Tbh I made him a few days ago and wanted to post something in the meantime <: idk idk

[hampterfloof]

MIKU MIKU OO EE OO~~~!! Wow my style sure has improved. All it took was like 50 layers in IbisPaint and a custom brush. :0 If any of my 0 followers are wondering where I was, i was locked in my room for the past few months until i made a magnum opus :} enjoy

[hampterfloof]

what the fuck, i've had this account for TWO YEARS???? i'm too old for this

[hampterfloof]

I remembered I had an old, kinda low-effort, OC and I had just enough coffee to draw for long enough to remake it in my newer style X3 Album cover vibes??? IDK. Haven't posted in a few months haha.

[b0tster]

cool auntmaxxing ❤️🍷🖤

[hampterfloof]

I'M SRY, I saw this and my artist instincts kicked in. Literally peak character design

[hampterfloof]

This isn't anything special, I didn't have a gimmick in mind. I just wanted to draw Vaggie in a selfie pose for a profile pic. If anyone else wants to do that, feel free to :P

[hampterfloof]

I accidentally told a few people I saw you. I'm so sorry.

I know... and so do the wretched beasts - The Rats - that are coming for you all with a vengeance. You better hide your cheese -- that's not a threat, it's warning of what is to come. Have mercy on your souls. :(

[rat-detector-24-subscribers-only]

I feel like you knew it was me who said this because this seems especially aimed at my cheese collection. Jokes on you though I like rats and my cheese vault is secure. Quite a few of the little "beasts" have shown up already btw. Your evil plan is backfiring drastically. Multiple rats detected.

[hampterfloof]

You can't just reveal your secret identity after revealing mine to everyone you know! NOOOoO! D: Gossip and dramaaaa... my only weakness...! My last hope falls on the rat I sent to retrieve the nuclear launch codes. That little meatball is in my will. He better not friggity-frack it up again like last time in Venezuela. Mark my words, you can get me as on record as you want here, there will be retribution this day or tomorrow or by the end of the week, Rat Detector #24. MARK MY WORDS.

[hampterfloof]

I accidentally told a few people I saw you. I'm so sorry.

I know... and so do the wretched beasts - The Rats - that are coming for you all with a vengeance. You better hide your cheese -- that's not a threat, it's warning of what is to come. Have mercy on your souls. :(