#lifestyle #diet #takeouts
Everyday in England, a guy is the victim of being on the recieving end of these infamous lines;
'When are you taking me out to eat?'
Is that all you know?!?!?!?!?!?
I KNOW food is good for you and Promotes Healthy well being but
Food food food slugging it out on the dining table consistently while simulteaneously shooting RPGs at our cash flow. (some of us are grinding ya kna!)
INSTEAD Why not change it up FORF*%KSAKE And try...
'When are you gona cook for me?'
'When are you going to let me cook for you?' (seldom I know considering statistics show 56% of females 18 - 24 can NOT cook while 48 % of these girls are BLACK)
'I cant be bothered to cook'
'I dont have no ingredients'
'I can't be bothered to change gear'
Shocking I know But banter aside, In hindsight, by changing it up it can have a positive effect on you whether it be practising those dishes your not so good on or improving that female figure ALL by cooking a healthy indoor meal while at the same time being easy on the male piggy bank! (assuming the guy pays for everything everytime you go out)
If your cooking skills are that bad (boy or girl) why not head to the gym?
A lot of gym nowadays have free guest passes which you can bring a friend for a free session. It's a far cry from you females whos preferences include tgis and steak houses but FOR GOODNESS SAKE GIVE US A BREAK ALREADY!
It's not fair we slug it out in the gymnasium and with the piggy bank while you feast on cakes, shakes and chicken bakes In conjunction with reducing our funds!
GO GYM and WORK on your BOD or something!!
stormborns
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