Eat, Sleep, Ski, Repeat

Hey I'm Han

[normal-horoscopes]

My gender is Ghost/Psychic

[normal-horoscopes]

Stop FUCKING hitting me with dark type moves

[thevastnessof]

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

[english-history-trip]

I'm just down to start fights at this point.

[english-history-trip]

[clothsofgoldd]

[aggrokawaii]

forest puppy

[fugaazi]

that’s a deer

[daniel-noise]

its a forest puppy

[sixpenceee]

Taiwanese company Charm Villa designed these magical tea bags that transform into convincing goldfish after sitting in hot water.

[leaning-tower-of-cheeza]

[cabinporn]

Garden cottage in The Netherlands. Submitted by Tanja Zonneveel.

[moika-palace]

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

[harcules]

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[piss-bong]

…and they were comrades

[thegirlinthebyakko]

oh my god, they were comrades 

[paperquake]

Renieri Niccolo Regnier Nicolas, St. Sebastian//Gerard Way, Projekt Revolution

[littledeludeddupes]

cant stop thinking about this fucking dog…..

[musingisms]

“Always be fuckable. Even if you are standing in line for a Baguette”

— How To Be Parisian, Caroline de Maigret. (via chic-a-gogo)

[amvs]

this is why people hate the french

[log4]

This is actually the only thing they got right

[stability]

me when I’m drunk and I fuck up but I don’t really care

[w33d-witch]

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

[w33d-witch]

A baby

VS an adult

[bapestars]

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

[weirdo-canniboy-archive]

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

[mostlycatsmostly]

[pudgykitties]

Little teddy bear

[weezerpilled-deactivated2025082]

[clockworkrobotic]

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

[clockworkrobotic]

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

[clockworkrobotic]

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[lollylocket]

[You’re in a cult, call your dad] [Stay sexy and don’t get murdered] 

My Favorite Murder stickers.

I need to stop.