Han & Leia @han-whos-scruffy-looking - Tumblr Blog

pencilscratchins

assorted dad antics. i don’t really know why’d you’d except anything different from me anymore

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may the force be with you

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watergirl1996

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

klubbhead

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This is the best thing I have ever seen

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unaffiliatedpangolin

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

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Dam it it got better

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nunyabizni

S T O P

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@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

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This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

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Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

thej-key

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

nexar-k

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ENOUGH

klubbhead

NO

😬

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do grand moff tarkin.

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The last one got me.

theoldandinactive

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

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i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

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agir1ukn0w

The post of legend has come again

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Luke Skywalker assembling his lightsaber // Deleted Scene from Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

salroka

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me:

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mayzaros

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

marvelbuckley

i’m not saying they’re all wearing the same outfit but they’re all wearing the same outfit

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cassian and hans outfit are probably worn within the same week/month but poe is wearing it 30 years later so he’s realllly into vintage rebel fashion

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STAR WARS SAGA

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tatooineknights

“I won’t fail you.”

kendalroys

No one’s ever really gone.

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Popular with the troops.

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DARTH VADER DEATH CULT DARTH VADER DEATH CULT DARTH VADER DEATH CULT DARTH VADER DEATH CULT

meanwhile the officers are like “who is this enormous spooky fucker and WHY DOES HE KEEP STRANGLING US TO DEATH.”

pomrania

Imagine stormtroopers painting Vader’s helmet on ships or on armour, wherever they can get away with it.

Imagine stormtroopers praying to Vader as He-Who-Brings-Death and entreating him to pass them by; at first in jest, but who knows what’s serious any more when half your unit is dead and you only barely survived.

Imagine stormtroopers swearing “May Vader take your soul!”

Imagine stormtroopers hearing of Vader, then seeing him in person, and being held back by their fellows, from kneeling in front of him.

Seriously, I am 100% here for “stormtroopers worshipping Vader as a god of death”.

radioactivepeasant

Well that would definitely also serve as some extra psychological warfare if that idea ever leaks over to the Alliance with the defectors.

Which would make Luke’s fight at Bespin like four extra levels of nerve-wracking. I mean, he doesn’t know if Vader is human. As far as he knows, he’s an eldritch death deity straight out of Tatooine nightmare folktales. Of course, then Luke has to Learn Some Things, and everything is confusing and terrible for a couple days and then like probably a week later when the “he survived a fight with a god of death” whispers start circulating he might start actually thinking about it.

Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight, and Darth Vader, death-dealing deity of the stormtroopers and it hits him wait, what does that make me?

pomrania

That just makes it even better.

There’s got to be a weird mishmash of beliefs among the Alliance anyways; vague memories of the Jedi Force tradition overlaying it, used in expressions, but everything combines with all the traditions and beliefs from all the different worlds and cultures the Rebels hail from.

I am now imagining someone trying to comfort Luke, from what they believe he believes is a close encounter with the god of death. They tell him “no that wasn’t the god of death, the real god of death doesn’t bother to fight because everyone comes to Them in the end, that was just an incredibly dangerous maybe-human maybe-droid”.

Someone else tells him to sprinkle pure water in every corner of the room he sleeps in, and to wear his socks inside-out, so that the hounds of Death will lose the scent if they come to track him down, on their master’s bidding. He asks if he needs to be worried about a security breach; no, he’s answered, mortal security can do nothing against the hounds, not when they have his scent after a close brush with Death, so he needs to remember, water and inside-out socks.

A third person believes Vader holds a fragment of divinity in him, even if it’s a hostile force, and thus every respect must be shown to him and in mentions of him, lest the other divinities grow angered. They speak in euphemisms about Luke’s encounter with “the red-bladed power”.

radioactivepeasant

Oh my gosh now I’m imagining superstitious Rogue Squadron pilots all wearing their socks inside out every time they go into battle or something. So then, one wonders, unless they figure out whose son Luke is what do the stormtroopers think of Skywalker?

Just an upstart? A rival? A Trickster who can’t run forever? Or perhaps a demigod with a story they’re certain they’ll learn one day if they’re patient enough?

innerv0ice

Skywalker is clearly some kind of malevolent trickster. He came out of nowhere, tricked his way off the Death Star with the Princess, tricked his way back in past its defenses to destroy it, and continues to evade and enrage He Who Brings Death.

Stormtroopers carefully avoid saying Skywalker’s name, because seriously you don’t want to risk catching the attention of a malevolent trickster.

HOWEVER. If you are really truly desperate because you have kriffed up so bad and blown your mission all to hell and you are absolutely literally dead if this screw-up EVER comes to the brass’s attention. Very cautiously make a little Skywalker effigy with a bright orange come-and-get-me flightsuit, and sneak it onto a cargo shuttle headed very far away in the complete opposite direction from you. It’s a slim chance, but he just might find your trick amusing enough to go along with it and fool everyone into looking in that direction.

radioactivepeasant

ooohhh I like this, I like this very much

and like many trickster characters, he can be equally likely to help or to harm. Which is why some stormtroopers would probably be less than particularly surprised if they ever saw him working in tandem with He-Who-Brings-Death. But tricksters can also come to harm when they bite off more than they can chew, which might be their explanation for Luke losing his hand at Cloud City.

Of course, should said troopers discover that the Trickster (snrrk because Mark Hamill) is the son of He-Who-Brings-Death, they might be like “ah. so much makes sense now.”