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whyy0umadth0ugh

Hey, I actually think we were meant to live in groups. The idea of permanent independence is a sham.

eruditorumpress

I really identify with the guy whose adult skill is having a Netflix login.

noodlebirb

@wardencommanderrodimiss @georgeweasley16 @watergirl1996 THAT LAST ONE IS LITERALLY US YESTERDAY

watergirl1996

LMAOOOO

guryo-moved-to-guryo-again

tag your superbowl spoilers

governmentplates-deactivated202

Tom Brady dies

omgtsn

Visit Original Link

foob

omgtsn

WHO REBLOGGED THIS

divineandmajesticinone

“not all men”

you’re right police chief jim hopper would never treat me this way

lesbianrey

corny teenage sitcom lesbians are valid

theconqueeror

no gifs can do this scene justice

lesbitchka

girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood

yukwvnayvteli-deactivated201903

☕️

writing-prompt-s

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

the-weaver-of-worlds

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

posingasme

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

thanatosdementor-deactivated201

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

wombatking

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes.

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well.

ladyananas

Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side

“Bro check this out i’ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically it’s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?”

geekandmisandry

This is the most hardcore sequel to Inside Out.

y-o-u-t-h-s

smfih

j7eternal-deactivated20180402

THIS!!!!!!!

liloloveyou024

I think Bo Burnham put it best

(From God’s Perspective (x))

malkiewicz

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

istudypirates

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

antiuwuaction-deactivated201804

It’s called connotations.

leggyboyjohnson

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

helaas--pindakaas

great news! Language is now banned

ingridbergman-deactivated202001

tofugoku

weavemama

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED

weavemama

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes.

weavemama

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable.