Handcuffed Man

[handcuffedman]

Quickly went from gym buddy to arresting officer.

[handcuffedman]

Why is this jail cell so warm? Guard, can you please release my arms for tonight?

[handcuffedman]

Did they really have to add those heavy irons, I’m already uncomfortable enough with my hands cuffed behind my back.

[handcuffedman]

I cannot uncuff you until you’re secured inside your cell so I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a few more hours.

[handcuffedman]

You’re lucky you’re not yet in legcuffs.

[handcuffedman]

At least they legcuffed me over my track pants this time. Much more comfortable. I wish I was allowed some shoes though.

[handcuffedman]

Hinged cuffs are a real pain in the ass. How long am I gonna be kept like this?

[handcuffedman]

Just got informed the legcuffs aren’t going anywhere. Guess I got to get used to them

[handcuffedman]

Just got informed the legcuffs aren’t going anywhere. Guess I got to get used to them

[handcuffedman]

Hinged cuffs are a real pain in the ass. How long am I gonna be kept like this?

[handcuffedman]

At least they legcuffed me over my track pants this time. Much more comfortable. I wish I was allowed some shoes though.

[handcuffedman]

How long should I be kept in leg cuffs?

[handcuffedman]

Should have worn some socks today, these legcuffs aren’t that comfortable.

[handcuffedman]

Legcuffed

[handcuffedman]

With those heavy restraints I sure am not going anywhere.

[handcuffedman]

After careful consideration, we have decided that we’re keeping the cuffs on.

[handcuffedman]

At least they gave us tank tops. Last time they locked me up shirtless.