Handcuffed Man

[handcuffedman]

I’ve had enough of you moving around all day. You’re staying in those hinged cuffs until I say so.

[handcuffedman]

I’ve had enough of you moving around all day. You’re staying in those hinged cuffs until I say so.

[handcuffedman]

I don’t care you had to go out with your friends. You’re staying legcuffed for the day in those dazzle shorts. And if you complain I’ll make that 48 hours.

[handcuffedman]

Man, not the handcuffs and the transport van again, I just got released from jail last weekend.

[handcuffedman]

Quickly went from gym buddy to arresting officer.

[handcuffedman]

Why is this jail cell so warm? Guard, can you please release my arms for tonight?

[handcuffedman]

Did they really have to add those heavy irons, I’m already uncomfortable enough with my hands cuffed behind my back.

[handcuffedman]

I cannot uncuff you until you’re secured inside your cell so I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a few more hours.

[handcuffedman]

You’re lucky you’re not yet in legcuffs.

[handcuffedman]

At least they legcuffed me over my track pants this time. Much more comfortable. I wish I was allowed some shoes though.

[handcuffedman]

Hinged cuffs are a real pain in the ass. How long am I gonna be kept like this?

[handcuffedman]

Just got informed the legcuffs aren’t going anywhere. Guess I got to get used to them

[handcuffedman]

Just got informed the legcuffs aren’t going anywhere. Guess I got to get used to them

[handcuffedman]

Hinged cuffs are a real pain in the ass. How long am I gonna be kept like this?

[handcuffedman]

At least they legcuffed me over my track pants this time. Much more comfortable. I wish I was allowed some shoes though.

[handcuffedman]

How long should I be kept in leg cuffs?

[handcuffedman]

Should have worn some socks today, these legcuffs aren’t that comfortable.