Maya

Distance Gives You Wisdom

[boxingclever-blog]

[twoshipstied-deactivated2014042]

Harry Styles, though. Looks like a top, acts like a bottom.

random girl in my hallway talking on the phone.  (via royaloveclub)

[ghostlywriterr]

[memewhore]

[memehumor]

[animatedtvfilm]

[stand-up-gifs]

[alwayskeepingit100]

I will tell my daughter, don’t ever beg for someone’s time. Don’t ever beg for someone’s attention. And don’t ever beg for someone’s love.

[homet0wn]

Are you in love?

No I’m in bed

[arabwife]

walk away from men who make it seem like going the extra mile for you is a hard task. the right one will move mountains for you.

[saedii]

Time always exposes what you mean to someone

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[tranquilihty]

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

[wordsnquotes]

When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it’s safe inside your mouth.

Jodi Picoult, Handle With Care (via wordsnquotes)

[perrfectly]

[buffysummers]