hands on the water

i obsess over stuff. and sometimes i write things.

[ryo-creampuff-bakura]

Child, that burger is as big as your face.

[ryuuenbu]

3DS: *has red light* me: it’s fine i still have time lmao 3DS: *starts flashing red* me:

[ashlenasharma]

open your eyes

[hands-on-the-water]

(screams into the void) hello

[crispy-floppy]

My experience with Hyrule Warriors, so far

[hands-on-the-water]

honestly though, i love dance with devils, but everytime they start singing i have to pause and take a few seconds.

[runescapegnome]

ross just slammed 0nisi0n and i’m :-))))))

[munchbot]

When your fav slams your most un-est un-fav of all time <3

[nanosbeat]

i swear to god i keep seeing all his crappy videos on my recommended. all he does is insult other people about basically anything. idk how the hell he even gets any views

[annasinthewalls]

That awko moment when people are roasting your problematic fave and you can’t defend him because they’re not wrong

[abbyfairy]

When your problematic fav is only problematic be he says stuff to real some times is getting pathetically insulted again for the same reasons even though he says the content is for comedy purposes :))))))

[runescapegnome]

if all your “jokes” rely on insults then you shouldn’t be doing comedy :-)))))

[abbyfairy]

I’m not telling you to like it all I’m saying is that almost every comedian makes offensive jokes and if you don’t like it then don’t watch it. It’s kinda obvious. :))))))

[runescapegnome]

it still matters what you say about people when they’re not listening. “don’t like, don’t watch” is literally the worst excuse on the planet like “yeah okay this hurt you but we’re enjoying laughing at your expense so maybe just turn your back on this”

[abbyfairy]

If the topic is something you’re sensitive to why would you watch a video on a comedy channel abt it. Honestly where was the smart in that.

[runescapegnome]

because ignoring it doesn’t make the problem go away. it’s still there. me covering my eyes and pretending it doesn’t exist doesn’t do anything but allow hurtful behavior to continue.

also “comedy channel” he’s literally just bullying and insulting people and calling it a joke. just because he/his viewers say it’s comedy doesn’t mean it’s actually comedy it’s still just bullying and insulting people

[hands-on-the-water]

Honestly, his “comedy channel” isn’t even the biggest issue with this dude.

[hands-on-the-water]

Honestly, if this dramione obsession keeps eating my soul I have to create a separate blog for it.

[hands-on-the-water]

if you follow muclbloods/or can access her blog, she's reblogged a huge fic rec list. :-)

Ooh, thanks a lot! I’ll have to check that out right now!

[colubrina]

I updated Like Brothers (FF.net) because you all went insane with the reviewing (not that I’m objecting) and people have already gone so nuts with chapter 2 that I’m 700 words into chapter 3 and starting to consider that while it SEEMED like a good idea to let readers dictate the pace of updates via reviewing, this may turn into my having to write a chapter a day.

“Sirius,” Narcissa asked. “Where’s Remus?”

“He begged off, as usual” Sirius said. “Seems to think you have a problem with his furry problem.”

“Astute of him,” Lucius said in a cold drawl

“Says the man who has the ‘I’m an idiot’ brand on his arm,” Sirius said, leaning back and making at best a pro-forma sneer at his host.  He and Lucius had long since come to a cessation of any real hostilities.

“As I recall, your brother had the Mark,” Lucius said.

“Reg was also an idiot,” Sirius agreed.  "He bought into your pureblood dogma as if it would save his life.“  He took a drink of the very non-fruity fire whiskey in his tumbler.   He didn’t care for Narcissa’s sangria. "It didn’t, of course.”

[plopmoved]

forgive me squid sisters and all the inking children and Octarians I may or may not be eating for lunch 🐙

[100493503004422]

when u tell someone the same story twice and they’re like “i know u told me” uh im going to tell u again bc my stories are great and u should be grateful im spending so much time on u

[bugchat-blog]

the word ‘bisexuality’ is a taboo

it isn’t said on tv. orange is the new black, for example, features a bisexual protagonist who points out the biphobia at one point in assuming she can’t be attracted to multiple genders, but no one Ever says the word and she is ignored and referred to as a straight girl or a lesbian depending on the situation

other bisexual characters later turn out to have been Really Monosexual All Along. or are attractive, promiscuous women with commitment issues

this isn’t a coincidence.

people who are attracted to multiple genders, when asked about it, often describe themselves as “Fluid”. “I’d rather not label it.” “I don’t need to define it.” “It’s just whatever.” as if people are afraid of even implying the b word

this isn’t a coincidence.

the word ‘bisexual’ gets you different reactions in different places. straight people think you’re either faking for attention or a deviant. straight men are afraid of bi men and think bi women are just particularly promiscuous straight girls who want to have threesomes with them

gay men accuse bi men of being in the closet. lesbians accuse bi women of being straight girls going through a phase. and the ones who don’t do either of these things still often assume bisexuals are promiscuous, indecisive, and can’t settle down.

the theme throughout is that bisexually is illegitimate, deceptive, and always a front for something else.

this isn’t a coincidence

people are constantly encouraged to ‘settle down’, to ‘just pick one’, to ‘not be greedy’. abandon bisexuality. you’re really gay. you’re really straight. you’re too young. how can you know you’re bisexual at 16? 18? 20? 25?

this isn’t a coincidence

the word ‘bisexuality’ is constantly, persistently manipulated, by people who aren’t bisexual at all. the meaning twisted on shallow rationale. accused of being transphobic, or of being exclusionary. this has been happening for over 20 years now despite the existence of outspoken trans and/or non-binary bisexuals. whatever they can do to make you not say the word. pick a different one.

this isn’t a coincidence

bisexual people - whether implied or literally, deliberately saying they are bisexual using the word - are constantly rewritten as gay or as straight. gay icon. he was never interested in men. bi actor comes out? headlines say ‘came out as gay’, or articles outright ignore it

it’s never, ever a coincidence. bi erasure is a constant, ongoing thing.

[sonic-gems-collection]

in retrospect this wasn’t a very good way to spend my evening

[hands-on-the-water]

Managed to unlike a fic rec list by accident and now I can't find it anymore and it's really annoying

[harufuckno]

my parents think im smiling at my phone because im hiding a boyfriend but nOOO im actually reading otp smut

[hands-on-the-water]

me, being handfed grapes by oiled up poolboys: ricardo, chives, can you bring me my laptop? i have a kink to shame