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[foragergnome]

alright

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“oh wow what a goofy little podcast!! haha this thing that my friend likes is so goofy and funny and adorable lol haha time to see what meow posted about it this ti—“

what the fuck kara /lh

[foragergnome]

COUNTRY BOY RALPF (I was never here pretend I’m anon)

i've abandoned my boy!!!!!!!!111!

[handsoffmyspuds]

HES SO . !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INDESCRIBABLE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE OF HE

[poordrunkensoulll]

[foragergnome]

MY BOYS MY BABY BOYS!

[handsoffmyspuds]

THE FUCKS !!!!!

[foragergnome]

harold 🥺.

[jkl-fff]

Sprigs of lavender for my dear.

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if only this poor soul knew just how wholesome this relationship is im 🥹

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this image goes hard

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SLUT

[handsoffmyspuds]

SLAG

[handsoffmyspuds]

No

[handsoffmyspuds]

Sex

sex!

[handsoffmyspuds]

poopy

[handsoffmyspuds]

Time, Mr. Freeman?

[handsoffmyspuds]

pretty sure I just met the fucking G-Man

> I’m sleeping

> Have a dream

> Some dude in a suit asks me if I want to wake up

> I say yes

> I wake up

>mfw