The most handsome of Doubles

Handsome Jack Body Double. Yes man. Actor. Spineless idiot.                         [Borderlands RP] [Selective] [Sideblog of: Caffeinated-Enginner]

[starfleetspectre]

sloppy sketch

i like seeing him all fucked up

[starfleetspectre]

sloppy sketch

i like seeing him all fucked up

[starfleetspectre]

summer tiiiiime!

means beach time!

and sunburns

[starfleetspectre]

jack finds another hole know what im saayin 

seriously that things got more holes than alex murphy dude

mr future ceo over here can’t afford another company shirt

i guess it’s a one person limit

someones a cheapskate

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"Da-aaaaaad.... Daddy is pretending to be that guy with the mask again... And it's creeping Maisy out"

“I’m calling the cops” 

[handsomedouble-blog]

"But Daaaaaad... Can't you go in there and like... Wrestle him like you did last time?"

[sonjathepyromancerarchive-deact]

!!!~* CUPCAKES *~!!!

The ones on the right are plain vanilla, the ones one the left have NUTELLA inside! :9

[handsomedouble-blog]

LOOM

"Did someone say NUTELLA"

[chemicalerinyes]

>> "Angel cakes..." A familiar voice called out "Want some Nutella? -- I think I ate too much and now I have a stomach ache" the Double grumbled down the Echo

She tsked when she appeared, plucking the jar of chocolate spread out of his hands. Thankfully, she had a mug of tea in the other hand and replaced the jar with it.“Drink, you silly man. I swear, I don’t know why you keep doing this to yourself.” Though she couldn’t help dipping her finger into it and having a taste for herself.

[chemicalerinyes]

“Pandora doesn’t have much left in terms of eridium. It’s going to run out eventually, most likely during my lifetime.” She’d accepted that fact a long time ago, cried about it too, but there was nothing to be done, not without a way to make any artificially. So all she’d had left to do was plan.

“Once… once dad is gone, if I’m still around, I won’t let you be brought back. I promise. Ashes in the sea maybe. With a lovely sunset. And a jar of Nutella so you won’t be hungry on your journey.” She chuckled lightly before kissing him on the cheek, glad that they could talk about such things without the usual outpouring of tears they used to have. “Anyway, enough of this depressing talk. We need to get you up and out of bed, lazy bones, before you start melting into a tub of bone jelly. Because there’s a pitter patter of eager feet outside who’s been needing your attention.” Ruffling his hair as she got off the bed, she opened the door to reveal Ares, pacing back and forth. He’d obviously put on some weight, but he still acted like his young self, drooling hot spit on the floor as he leapt across the room towards his owner.

[handsomedouble-blog]

“I-I’m sure...w-w-we could find another planet w-with more Eridium...” He said stumbling over his words. The one thing a ‘Father’ ever wanted to think of was watching his child die long before their time was due. It had ruined him once before it was going to ruin him again to see her go. So he silently hoped that he went before her. But when she assured him that he wouldn’t be bought back once Jack was gone he settled against the wall and sipped his tea again. “I-I hope to rest one day, I’ve lived so long... Eventually I would like to just stop” He said softly. “As much as I love it here with you, Everything has to end sometime. You become jaded over the years... Certain things aren’t what they used to be” 

A small smile tugged at his lips as she mentioned leaving his ashes with a Jar of Nutella “Maybe inside a Jar of Nutella? Die as I lived. Drenched in the stuff” But it was then he heard the pattering of Ares’ feet on the polished floors. He had been neglecting the small Warrior pet in favor of work and idle wanderings it had been a while since he had taken the little guy down to the planets surface to see him chase skags and bark as Raks flew over head. While he mused about how he had been neglecting his pet the large creature tackled him to the floor and started to slobber over his face.

“A-Argh, Ar-Ares...Ares no, Not the face” The mini-warrior didn’t care for the owners squirming and complaints and continued to smear himself on the owner smothering him with his scent that had started to wear off. “A-Angel-Cakes, H-Help” the Double gasped as he was slowly crushed under the Warrior.

[doublearrows]

hey look its a… handsome STACK

[pocketavery]

What if in BL3 there would be a talking hyperion gun called Handsome AI

it would be like Bane…

“Oh wow, you killed somebody and didnt die? Where should i throw the party kiddo!” “You died?? You disappoint me son “ “DONT YOU DARE TO USE ANOTHER GUN!!!” “You are using Hyperion! The msot accurate weapon in the world!”

Gun: Did i told you the story about New Haven? Player: Jack you told me like 100 times…. Gun: Doesnt matter…So… There was a guy…. Player: Goddammit

[chemicalerinyes]

((What if in BL3 there was a Hyperion slag gun that had Angel’s consciousness in it? All she’d do is apologize when the chamber’s empty and tell you encouraging things. She’d get a little squicked on the crits, and she’d warn you if an enemy was approaching from behind.))

[handsomedouble-blog]

[SIGNS A MILLION PETITIONS FOR THIS GUN TO BE IN BL3]

[sandhawk]

an angel

[chemicalerinyes]

((I was drawing promo banners for myself, and decided to share the full version of Angel’s.))

[parakavka]

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This is how our TPS sessions ends,sowe weeeeeeird stuff going on hgere.

JackO fanservice, there is not enaugh of… naughty Jackass art;3;

[hyperion-headache-archived-deac]

tHE FUCKING GIF FROZE

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caffeinated-engineer ((i fucking forgot i drew this while procrastinating drawing kurt and jonas kissing 

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[Kiss meme] Jonas and Kurt. But Kurt looking totally disgusted.

(( they gonna hatefuck probably maybe))

[hyperionscience-deactivated2016]

Reunited again [Closed rp]

[hyperionscience-deactivated2016]

“That’s…….that’s not necessary. I couldn’t make you endure more than you already have. Not for me. I’m glad that we got the chance to experience those moments.”

Kali goes up on her tiptoes to kiss him gently on the mouth. It’s very short and soft and the moment is over before she can comprehend what she’s done. There’s a look of surprise on her face either from the kiss or the prospect of being caught. She thumbs the small smudge of lipstick from his lip and gives him a smile and nods at the door.

“Coffee, right? And some breakfast. I could do with a good meal. Rations don’t make the best comfort food.

[handsomedouble-blog]

The soft kiss. He had missed it so much, Her tender and kind nature, Everything he had fallen in love with in the first place was shining through again. Letting her thumb the lipstick away his face softened. What he wouldn’t give to have her all to himself again. Run away and never be seen again. He knew Hyperion would find them if that had been done but a man could dream.

“Coffee...” His face screwed up “Not really a big Coffee man” He chuckled softly. “But breakfast I can go for that” The urge to keep her in the closet with him was increasing. All it took was one simple grip and she would be pushed into a shelf unable to move where the two could continue canoodling. “C-Can I just savour this for a little bit longer?” He whispered.