Number One Wiener-Mobile Seer

Bless the FUCK up, Kyle

[antlered-vixen]

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

[handturkeysurgeon]

WHAT IF I WANT IT SLOW AND LUXURIOUS AND LAZY?!! 🗣️

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[singing-bowl]

thinking about how ursula k leguin said "what goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives" and how everyday i wake up slightly different and i can feel myself shed the skin of who i used to be slowly, slowly, until i look back and can scarcely recognise who i was... but also she is still a part of me, part of the leaf litter and the humus, supporting me as i send new roots down and new leaves stretching up to the sunlight

[mayonaisalspray]

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

[gender-is-fake]

[handturkeysurgeon]

It’s not that low

[handturkeysurgeon]

Last night, I saw this post again and thought “maybe the chance IS extremely low and I just have a weird cosmic connection to the wiener-mobile” ….Quite frankly less than 24hrs later:

Sighting #4

[winged-void]

The more useless the princess, the more honored you should be to serve her.

[winged-void]

Good because it also was to me.

[taffywabbit]

with their powers combined,

[noonespecialjustme]

@choked-bun

[handturkeysurgeon]

Recently I went almost blind on one eye and totally blind in the other and I’m onxoncvenotnly horny scrolling through blurry reblog from my own smut account and w ball. Life goes on fellas and in six months to a year I’ll be allowed to get glasses and then it’s over fo the streets

[saintmusemp3]

good morning 🫶🏽⛅️

[helloeverything123]

Bad nun

[neverlove-anchor]

ppl be like "i love mpreg, i love mpreg, omg cute omegas, i'm gonna get that man pregnant" until the man actually gets pregnant and suddenly it's "weird" and "cringe" and "just a joke"

fake fan, if u were actually an mpreg enjoyer u would advocate for making the gynecological field more inclusive so that your local men can get prenatal care

[handturkeysurgeon]

Fake fan 💀

[sitronsangbody]

"If you wanna be accepted, you have to be more acceptable to me" buddy I don't think you know what acceptance is

[starjasmines]

it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

[omegaverse]

We should ban that bull shit

[pandawak]

Men don't exist for your aesthetic convenience...

[starjasmines]

this is simply not true.

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know how to make a desicion

[fairycosmos]

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way

[evilplants]

please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

[json-derulo]

[justacupcakewithsprinkles]

I can never be horny and productive like everyone else

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July