[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[majingojira]

You know you’re epic when you manage a sick burn on a SUN GOD!

[call-me-shriggy]

the mood for this month

[teenagerposts]

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

[endangered-justice-seeker]

LOL I’M WEAK

[confusedwhiteperson]

Why was that my exact thought tho

[bracarvs-deactivated20221101]

You know what? I’m about to say it

[lordmeowdemort]

Say it girl

[bracarvs-deactivated20221101]

[dongwoon]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[roslin]

[feministism]

[lookingfortronler]

“It always seems impossible until it’s done.” ― Nelson Mandela

[transmasc-malleus]

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

[interruptingkau]

Best female anthro design:

[letstalkaboutheroes]

cursed female anthro design:

[rootbeergoddess]

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

[prince-luffy]

Fish Tiddies

[pathesis]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lilsugarbush]

[soft-princesa]

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

[beyonsesa]

[mxnrique]

me: don’t say “faggot” if you’re not gay!!!

kelly rowland in freddy vs jason:

my gay ass:

[proto-homo]

The fact that she ad libed that line sends me every time I see this

[leplastiquedick]

someone should be Kelly Rowland for Halloween