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Do you like magical mysteries and hidden worlds? The Twelvelms Conspiracy is a brand new dark fantasy mystery set in a hidden magical world, at a university. The protagonist, Cyan Goodman, is not meant to be there, and everyone knows it. Coming to Twelvelms was his only option and he has to keep what happened to get him his place a secret. As he tries to muddle through, learning magic and the culture of this new world, Cyan soon discovers he's not the only one at Twelvelms keeping secrets. Find it @twelvelms.
The Twelvelms Conspiracy airs monthly on the 21st, with early access on the 14th. Season One will have 13 episodes and will conclude in August 2026.
Are you into mysteries and characters who eat hot chip and lie? Do you enjoy listening to shows as they air? Are you a person who likes to have conspiracy-board-level theories about the media you engage with? My new show, Remnants, might be just up your alley. Remnants follows the Apprentice as he learns how to read the objects that come to the First and Last Place. He's watched over by Sir, but Sir isn't much help. Thier purpose is strange and confusing, and the more remnants the Apprentice reads, the more he wonders at what the meaning of it all is, and if there might be some connection he's been missing... Find it at @remnantspod.
Remnants S1 has 30 episodes, each 25-40 minutes long. S2 will also have 30 episodes; it's currently airing fortnightly, and is due to conclude in October 2026.
Do you like vampires? Gay vampires? Gay vampires that suck (blood. and other, uh, things)? Not Quite Dead may be the show for you. Join Alfie, a former A&E nurse who's knee deep in horrors because of his boyfriend, Casper, who is a vampire. Cas is missing with no indication of when he will return, but without his blood, Alfie is going to die. As time runs out, Alfie records everything he can remember about the months leading up to this moment. This show is gory and horny. Season Two has a tiny blonde guy who sounds French but who is older than the concept of France. This love story bites, viciously, multiple times, for fun and profit. Find it at @notquitedeadpod.
Not Quite Dead is complete at 55 episodes, each 20-40 minutes long. It has a Patreon exclusive spin-off, Vampires on Vampires, and will be crowdfunding for a second spin-off, Snow Blood, in April.
If you like spooky stories with a lot of heart, long series with lots of moving parts and character arcs, check out Spirit Box Radio! This show has a ton of original music and an accordian cast which grows as the show goes on, topping out at about 27 VAs. Sam Enfield is the happy-go-lucky host of Spirit Box Radio's Enlightenment Segment in the absence of its previous host, but something fishy is going on, and Sam's actually at the centre of a plot with apocalyptic stakes. SBR is a show about grief, storytelling, and what happens when a people pleaser has potentially unlimited magical powers. Find it @spiritboxradio.
Spirit Box Radio has 93 episodes, each 15-30 minutes long, with season finales that are up to 50 minutes long. It completed in 2023.
If you like weird philosophical sci-fi and cyborgs, and hate AI and capitalism, check out Clockwork Bird!! It's an exploration about the rights of the dead, the limits of science, and the nature of personhood. it's all told through scattered 'found footage' recordings as listened to by Shelly Croft as she looks for her missing journalist girlfriend, Alice, who disappeared whilst she was investigating the welfare of Robin Jaeger, the posterchild for advanced synthetic limbs who may be more, and less, than he seems.
Clockwork Bird has 30 episodes, each 10-25 minutes long. It completed in 2021.
