The moment you decided to bless me with a fuçkery, I knew I could not stand to watch just as an audience and decided I could only honor your performance by participating in it too! That's what you love right? A show! And you get to be the diva that is petaled with my appreciation ♡
Your ungraceful presence inspired so much loving spite. I really must thank you for being here with us today, in whatever manner life chose to spend you. I prepared this letter, not meant to woo you, but feelings were held hostage all the same. Ehem!
Oh Bunny! ♡
Your malice flavors every reunion with spice and sour zest. Rejuvenating! Your ardent abnegation is the salt that cleanses wounds, it stings like a b!tch and bites like one too ♡ Woof 🙈
The intimacy of hate shares a fine line with desire. Sadly, I cannot claim to nurse such passions for you! Tragic, I suppose, that lady friendship could not be spawned between us. Mind then with civility, we must settle. 😔
But! If you were to insist upon us your prejudiced exertions, then expect I would embrace them with my loving attentions ♡ Flattering, it is, how much you bleed with contempt. ♡
I admit, rarely do I perverse my indulgence in chaos. I was only a humble moth, lost and wandering in the dark, but the conundrum you represented was like a sparkling candle lit upon my withered soul. Tell me, how was I supposed to resist the muse that wrote poetry to my undead heart?
Prey, then, I am, who quakes in delight from your cantankerous counters. With kindness, if that were a wealth you could spare, I plead you lower your blood pressures, lest your valves intend to palpitate mine ♡




















