everything but nothing

26 /ace🏳️‍🌈

[donttesme]

[i-am-a-fish]

The Problem:

I have a headache but I am not within arms reach of any ibuprofen

How I Plan To Solve It:

suffer. tank the damage. I'm strong, I got this.

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

[beardedmrbean]

[unfriendlymoth]

[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

[i-am-a-fish]

DRINK WATER IF YOU WANT!! NO PRESSURE OR RUSH! BODY MAINTENANCE IS DIFFICULT AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME I JUST YOU TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!

[samthesuperiosane]

I really wish I meet and befriend one ace person IRL, this year. Enough is enough, I really want to meet my people especially since I know they are real and out there. I deserve to be around people who I can share my ace experiences with feel like I belong somewhere. So manifesting one for myself.

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[uglybagofmostlywater]

Someone posted a photo of their mouse in this rat and mouse group I am in on fb and I can’t stop thinking about him

[avvocarlo]

mister ball sack.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[wishfularoace]

does anyone want to be best friends that also live together and go on adventures together but like mundane adventures like ikea and target and also wants to lay our heads on each others shoulders when sleepy but also have separate bedrooms but also enjoy spending most of our free time together……. just me? ok

[bearotonin-international]

It's FAT BEAR FRIDAY DURING FAT BEAR WEEK!!!

THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBEARATION OF THE CHONKIEST CHONKERS!!!!!!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bearotonin-international]

now that's some good responsible bear programming right there

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Great advice right here.

[libraford]

When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

[libraford]

Lean staffing will also be illegal. If you need three people to do a job, you're hiring four.

[libraford]

You are also either earning an amount or you are not earning that amount. 'Earn up to 21.50/hr' no. Either you're paying 21.50 or you are not paying 21.50. Tell the truth or jail for employer for 1000 years.

[libraford]

If someone asks for 2 years experience for an entry level job paying just above minimum wage, you should be legally permitted to launch them into the fucking sun.

[thememedaddy]