NonniNoodle

Just ur average cavy, sittin here, eatin ur notes like timothy hay.  Generally leans toward platonic ships, turns firmly away from smut for personal reasons.  Serial fandom monogamist. Also HannaGoldworthy on AO3.

[spikedru]

well maybe you should figure that out before reposting someone elses artwork

[willgrahamscock]

easy solution

don't repost it

image reverse search

like/rb op instead

[flippyspoon]

[evilwizard]

me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

[the-seelie-court-official]

seelie court official: INFO: how many ad breaks are in the apology video?

[sileothe]

and there is one blazing moment in which you finally understand that there was no dragon. that there was no vader. that there was only you. only anakin skywalker.

that it was all you. is you. only you.

you did it. you killed her.

[i-am-a-fish]

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

[neitherthehoneynorthebee]

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

[bananacatmeow]

idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous

[hannagoldworthy]

[kazzattack]

jason todd ilysm

[ephemeralhorror]

i get that i can expect to see the “unreality” tag a lot on my stuff. i post a lot of weird eldritch shit and even when i post something that isn’t it’s still deeply steeped in my nonsense.

but i’m fucking losing my mind at how even my posts that are correct and true will be tagged that. fatal incuriosity is inescapable when you’re me.

[ephemeralhorror]

my “a coin is a three sided object. never forget that.” post earned an unreality tag at one point

i’m sorry but maybe you’re not the best watchdog for what’s real and what isn’t, champ. i think being the arbiter of reality requires at least a basic understanding of 3d space.

[wander-in-arda]

tumblr users experiencing “unreality”

[superhelldeactivated]

i once posted the south up map in here and someone tagged it unreality… buddy that’s the earth……..

[homunculus-argument]

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

[stele3]

"I'm really not good at it," the king admits with horrible, aching grief. The country is in disarray. Peasants go hungry. Nobles trade power amongst themselves with impunity.

So the queen takes over and ruthlessly sets things to rights. Fires several generals, hangs nobles, redirects wealth to the peasantry. It isn't long before the first assassination attempt, which she expected.

She did not expect her docile, beetle-obsessed husband to go absolutely feral and fling himself at the assassins wielding a pair of sharp knives.

[stele3]

Also, the beetles are intended to attack and kill a certain type of invasive worm that has been killing off the gourd and potato crops for decades. He’s been trying since he was a child to crossbreed several native species to be hardier and better diggers. When he finally gets it right it’s all over for you bitches (“you bitches” being mass starvation of subsistence farmers).

[alexaloraetheris]

Mad Scientist and the Head of HR ass dynamic

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"Where did I put my phone" sorry I was hungry. "fuck, I can't find my lab report" got hungry. sorry. "my website isnt loading!" yeah, sorry about that, I got hungry

literally never gets old

[hungry-blue-dragon]

"hey, have you seen [friend]?" ah, well, about that,

[aguineapigcouldntdothis]

"lol jews find so many loopholes in their own religion they must hate being jewish" damn just say you're uncreative and have never examined your own religious texts further than the exact words written down on the paper. just say you take everything at face value and you never enjoy reading between the lines to gain a new understanding of something. it's ok, we all see it already

[leonardo-nierman]

Capybara meat is allowed for lent because a priest in venezuela vaguely described it as aquatic to the vatican because he was sick of eating fish (beaver is also permissible) and muslim hijabis shape cloth to get around the prohibition of showing their hair while cosplaying

“Lawyering” is a thing in all religions and customs

[sleepiercricket]

this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

[asmeesh]

Your daily reminder

[makkon]

it's official, genAI is now called PISS

[depsidase]

[shamesonlydaughter]

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

[shamesonlydaughter]

😑

[gruncheon]

[irreparableinnocence]

Pick a mundane superpower

You can skip dialogue IRL without eliciting offense

Once a day, you can turn a cup of water into a perfectly brewed cup of coffee

The surfaces of all your belongings naturally repel dust

You can control the volume at which you perceive sounds

Minor weather manipulation—you can influence tomorrow's weather with your wishes

Perfectly accurate and effortless recall of all schedules that pertain to you

Real-life inventory system that doesn't take up physical space (5 slots)

Superhuman ability to concentrate at will

When you don't know something, you magically know exactly where to find the info

You can do over one day once a week

Everything always smells wonderful but you magically know when something is bad

Immunity to any unwanted effects of any drug (addiction included)

Voting ended onApr 24, 2024

[kibumkim]

There’s a very easy solution to this.

[robotpussy]

this is what he sounds like

[unnamednpc]

Ya’ll I have to point out

The chart? Covers from 1998 to 2022... It’s 2023. That’s 25 years. Of course he’s trying to dump the reputation.