[peteneems]

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Why are they blowing on it when it’s still in the oven? What kind of fucking sense does that make?

[420moshdad]

why didnt they put any fucking cheese on that pizza

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[rhube]

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

[memorycycle]

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

[slimegirlwarlock]

okay done 👍 why am i hurts

[anthonyvolpe-deactivated2023081]

that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

[thesevenumbrellas]

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

[aropride]

[firefox-official]

tomorrow.

is thursday yes

[firefox-official]

did you do it

[anchy2006]

*reads news about queen*

*opens tumblr*

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what if charles slipped on a banana peel right now.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

@charles III i know you want to live and all that but you have the chance to do the funniest thing you’ve done in your life. trust me

[littlgothic]

im worst girl in the world theres Every thing wrong with me

[important-animal-images]

[brink182-deactivated20120906]

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

[sensorydeprivationprincess]

oh my god

[lord-smaug-the-impenetrable-dea]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2012

[breathdeepseekpeace]

A classic

[caldraws]

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

[mannequia]

the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

that’s because OP’s post is a joke

I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:

the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange

Early Onset of Night

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the

[raven-reconciling]

Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.

[gholateg]

Tumblr deep lore

[chaos-idiot-number-yeet]

ooohhhhh both make more sense now lol

[wereallcurioushere12]

The granddaughter of the witches you couldn’t burn.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[396moved]

[chicks2010]

[peakyangels-archive]

im typing this from my ps4

[peakyangels-archive]

[parappasuggestions]

why are you on tumblr stupid bitch idiot play parappa remastered

[parappasuggestions]

killed this fucking goofester

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post