Hannah Mars

I’m out of this world #itainteasybeingcheesy

[skookumthesamoyed]

[pastel-plague-doctor]

people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. 

[fuglyselfie]

me: logs into my google account

google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[stream]

SCOOBY-DOO (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

[teenscoolest]

[stability]

[drankinwatahmelin]

Drag ha Margaret!

[aidashakur]

i get prettier every time a man disappoints me

[mens-rights-activia]

[foulserpent]

the feeling of seeing a cg guinea pig saying these words is indescribable

[ncjswnnskdoekdmenns]

[hydro-homies]

[meanplastic]

ok this is a personal attack

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

Best ice cream store ever

[sasasasasasasasssa-deactivated2]

[marechais]

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in God’s name is this

[dozy-draconequus-deactivated202]

Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

this keeps getting worse

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[blackqueerblog]

honestly this is WAY cooler than watching real life animals do tricks only cause they’re being abused THIS IS THE FUTURE. American circuses take notes, please